sarah slack

// cold hands, warm heart //

[sarah slack @sarahslack_]

always trying to surround myself with people who would stop the car to look at the sunset instead of being too busy to even notice it

[sarah slack @sarahslack_]

@cwhitacre27 She saucy she wet she workin

[sarah slack @sarahslack_]

Raising Canes is like Chick-Fil-A’s sluttier little sister, and she’s open on Sundays

[Just Todd Things @todd_things]

Todd: oh I just found out what “pegging” is like 6 months ago at work

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

merry christmas to the angels that couldn’t spend this one down here w us

[sarah slack @sarahslack_]

@Kay_Marie999 I know it’s a pipe dream

[sarah slack @sarahslack_]

For Christmas this year I just wanna have a beer with Nic Cage

[sarah slack @sarahslack_]

a summary of this year:
my friend group has adopted 7 cats over the last 10 months

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Watching my cat destroy the entire apartment at 7am while I just try to wake up and process another day of existence

[💭 @thinkergilmore]

happy gilmore girls season ! 🍂

[sarah slack @sarahslack_]

@CarterPoulton Are they paying you to say this? Blink twice for yes

[Jared Mark Smith @jaredinthetrees]

“How late you gonna be there?” Is New York for I’m not coming

[sarah slack @sarahslack_]

my 9.5 month pregnant sister in law this morning: I can’t believe I woke up pregnant again

[sarah slack @sarahslack_]

Matthew: When I was younger I wanted to feel included in Twitches so I wrote a fan-fiction called “Tworlocks”

[sarah slack @sarahslack_]

Do you know what “Crunch Coat” is? (Peanuts and Sprinkles)

[Paul Rust @paulrust]

Just imagine if it had been Chris Rock telling a joke onstage and instead it was Will Smith who hit him.

[sarah slack @sarahslack_]

if I have half of a white claw right now it will be the start of my villain origin story

[Just Todd Things @todd_things]

Todd: an amputee let my buddy Dave drink a beer out of his prosthetic leg once

[sarah slack @sarahslack_]

when my mom takes the puppy to day care, my cat sits by the door and cries because his friend left 🥺

[sarah slack @sarahslack_]

I’ve learned more from national treasure than all my high school history classes combined