Sarah Grasso

Say what you will about America, $13 still gets you a hell of a lot of mice. - George Michael Bluth

[Sarah Grasso @sarahyuro]

It is so cool to not have a case on your iPhone, but you know what, I'm just not as young as I used to be.

[Sarah Grasso @sarahyuro]

@TOMMYS_TAKES You don’t think this has “had its time” yet?

[Sarah Grasso @sarahyuro]

@rilaws There’s one on the UWS and it’s exactly as you’ve remembered ❤️

[Sarah Grasso @sarahyuro]

@tendencyteaser YOU WENT!!! 🙌🏻

[Sarah Grasso @sarahyuro]

@tendencyteaser @JoeyFuego44 @TOMMYS_TAKES Do you take crypto?

[Sarah Grasso @sarahyuro]

@sarcastellano @chrissyteigen Hahahahahaha

[Sarah Grasso @sarahyuro]

@TOMMYS_TAKES YOU STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!

[Sarah Grasso @sarahyuro]

@anuvalia Thank you for the citation 🙏🏼

[Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @TedDansonBDay]

Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.

[Sarah Grasso @sarahyuro]

@johannasam We’re in shambles.

[Sarah Grasso @sarahyuro]

@dlandosaurus HAHAHAHAHAHA 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Sarah Grasso @sarahyuro]

Every Christmas movie must take place in New York City.

[Sarah Grasso @sarahyuro]

@TOMMYS_TAKES High bar

[Sarah Grasso @sarahyuro]

@TOMMYS_TAKES DAPHNE!!!!

[Sarah Grasso @sarahyuro]

@TOMMYS_TAKES How dare you.

[Sarah Grasso @sarahyuro]

@TOMMYS_TAKES I was JUST saying this exact thing!

[Jeremy O. Harris @jeremyoharris]

I’m coming out as a Kate Berlant Stan @kateberlant.

Kate is the best new play I’ve seen in NY this season.

[Sarah Grasso @sarahyuro]

@SaraBareilles please tell me we'll be seeing you perform tonight... 🙏🥹

[Sarah Grasso @sarahyuro]

@TOMMYS_TAKES I’ll let them know

[Sarah Grasso @sarahyuro]

@sonofdude @TOMMYS_TAKES 😹