Sahil Sarcabhai

Mere sar ki kasam no sarcasm.

[Sahil Sarcabhai @Sarcabhai]

@caswapnilkabra @ravihanda Half of his runs were run by a runner. Belted an attack which was pedestrian at best except Kumble. So nothing really was much difficult.

[Sahil Sarcabhai @Sarcabhai]

@Riskiest_Poison Waise 2024 mein Modi ji ki double century hoti mushkil lag rahi hai.

[Sahil Sarcabhai @Sarcabhai]

@Neetish @bhak_sala Agarkar has better numbers than Warne? Unless you are taking about the number of wickets how exactly he has better numbers than Warne?

[Alankrit Shukla @alashshukla]

हैवानियत के बीच में दम तोड़ते हुए बैंक कर्मी। यह एक उदाहरण मात्र है ऐसे सैकड़ो किस्से रोजाना हो रहे हैं।

@MyIndianBank @DFS_India आपका तहे दिल से शुक्रिया..एक कर्मचारी को उसकी औकात बताने के लिए। 🙏

[Sahil Sarcabhai @Sarcabhai]

@ng_p_f @Maanvi2501 Arrogance is all good when backed with skill. Infact purely as a sportsman I would say Virat is a better ideal for young kids to look up to. The grit, the hunger is unmatchable.

[krishna kumar @kmarkri]

AIPNBOF UP state committee conference was held in kanpur on Sunday in which alankrit Shukla was unanimously elected as assistant secretary.and we elected two young bankers com anurag sharma and com dharamraj Nayan as President and GS respectively.gen next given big responsibility

[Cycle Chain Shankar @dakuwithchaku]

Rafi Saab was visionary. Had predicted this before 50+ years

"Biden pe sitaare lapete hue"

[Cricketologist @AMP86793444]

Ravi Ashwin has more overseas centuries than Babar and Rizwan put together.

[Abhishek Mukherjee @ovshake42]

There are more Muslims than Hindus among Bengalis.

Your “comedy” reeks of ignorant bigotry. This is as pathetic as what Paresh Rawal said.

[Afifa Bano @AfifaBano3]

@alashshukla hmko garv h tum par. Twitter par mu chalana is easy. Ground par kam karna is bhooooooot mushkil. Strike me he log ghar pe aaram karna prefer karte hain to usse zada ki to ummeed he nhi. Pr tum jo itna kuch daav pr laga kar hmko represent kiye ho,uske liye shukriya🌸

[Newton Bank Kumar @idesibanda]

Bank employee got Nov salary 15-20% less than what they should have. Coz #12thBPS wage settlement yet to start due to lethargic approach of IBA & Bank Unions.

Time to ask leaders on progress!

[Oblivious @PrimitiveBanker]

थ्रेड: #भसड़

*ये एक नॉन-बैंकिंग थ्रेड है लेकिन मुझे यकीन है कि ज्यादातर बैंकर इससे इत्तेफ़ाक़ रखते हैं।
भसड़ एक अनोखा शब्द है। ये आपको सुनने में अश्लील प्रतीत हो सकता है लेकिन है नहीं।

[JB @TheDilliMirror]

The paanwalas know all the secrets of the city.
Always listen to their warnings . This may save your life ( a thread).

My friend Madhu who is an IAS officer came to know of this very niche theater in Delhi that is Adult only . No kids allowed ! A dream - right !!!.

[Sahil Sarcabhai @Sarcabhai]

@oldschoolmonk What Ravish in the name of tweeting you are doing.

[A Banker @adultbanker]

मैनेजर –अरे अभी तो सिर्फ 5 बजे हैं, इतनी जल्दी घर जाकर क्या करोगे ??

मैं : दिन भर जो किया है ...उसका पश्चाताप करूंगा सर 😉

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Ravindra Jadeja's wife fighting Election on a BJP ticket, Father & Sister campaigning for Congress. Family's political ideology in bits and pieces.

[Silly Point @FarziCricketer]

This is called big heart. Lord saw team is losing so he decided to take all the blame from his teammates. #NZvIND

[Sahil Sarcabhai @Sarcabhai]

@kumarakshay1 @ThePunnyWorld Thahanks for the clarification.

[Sahil Sarcabhai @Sarcabhai]

@IrshdRahman @imSinghAjay @Rekhta Jaanbujhkar jakhmi likha tha taaqi jukham ke saath alliteration ho.