Farhan Ali

Product, Experimentation and Data Platforms, CX, SaaS, JavaScript

[Harsh Jain @harshjain85]

While hyperscaling @Dream11 we tried all SaaS poss but broke EVERYTHING
India-scale needed Indian-built sys to manage 300M users, 16M concurrency & 100K TPS 🇮🇳
We're open sourcing this engine - FREE forever!
HorizonOS is everything we built with 500 engg for 10 yrs in Mumbai 💪

[Dream Horizon @DreamHorizonOrg]

IPL = Mammoth traffic🦣

With countless experiments running in parallel. External tools fell short at this scale.

We built our own experimentation platform, Decision Review System.

Tailored🪡. Powerful💪. Accurate 🎯.

Learn how we ensure no bias, accurate metrics & seamless scaling to 230M+ users by Hritik Bharadwaj @hritik_09 and Farhan Ali @sarcasmholic

https://t.co/RLvNMyClEQ

[Mussavirkhan @Mussavirkhan6]

@KiaInd @Kia_Care @kiamotorindia @brarhs #KiaSeltos, Repeated urea system failures and poor service from Kia have left me disappointed and concerned about safety and quality. No action has been taken yet. #KiaIndia #CustomerServiceFail #QualityConcern
@jagograhakjago

[Farhan Ali @sarcasmholic]

@JeffBezos @ajassy @Marseglia @AmazonIT @AmazonHelp
My brother had ordered an iPhone 15 from Amazon Italy, the order was never received but marked delivered. This is causing him mental distress as he had saved for months for the same. highly disappointing cust. service.

[Erik Solheim @ErikSolheim]

The Japanese 🇯🇵 Puffer Fish is probably nature's greatest artist 🐟

To grab a female’s attention he creates something that defies belief 😲

[Ashish Dave | आशीष दवे | 𑀆𑀰𑀻𑀱 𑀤𑀯𑁂 @ashishdave]

Remember…

[Years Progress @YearsProgress]

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[Diwakar Kaushik @Pentropy]

Nayak in a startup. A thread 🧵

[Avlesh Singh @avlesh]

I want to have my cake and eat it too 😎

Thanks @aswinravi90 for this one - very thoughtful.

Yalla Habibi ✨
@WebEngage is now officially in Dubai 🥂

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

How to invest in bitcoin

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Elon Musk should tweet about my number of meetings so they should plummet

[Farhan Ali @sarcasmholic]

Longing for times when this is the norm. #EidMubarak

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

Schrödinger's dumpster:

[Naval @naval]

Without your story, who would you be?

[Recurse Center @recursecenter]

We’ve spent the past year running the Recurse Center in RC Together, a virtual space to help people feel connected and collaborate.

Today, we’re opening up private beta access so other groups can try it out!

https://t.co/6Enufyr1al

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[Apoorv Sood @apoorvsood]

We are scaling our revenue/growth teams @WebEngage.

Hence we are hiring across roles in India (Mumbai, Delhi, Bengaluru) & MEA (Dubai).

Feel free to check out the descriptions and apply using the link below https://t.co/w86fMWskCX
@avlesh