amy

above average mistake maker

[amy @sarcastamy]

@wra219 @WyattCatarina My father was an electrician for about 60 years. Ran an entire paper mill… his house panel looked a lot like this one… nothing melty… but chaos. He knew what was what- no one else did. But HE knew. lol

[amy @sarcastamy]

@Keithhambone @ScottHech Maybe change this…

[amy @sarcastamy]

@mybossjerome @Esweeney7 @AGJamesUthmeier This. Most likely to be committed by someone child (family) knows. They’ll choose to protect the predator or the predator will be more likely to leave no witnesses.

[amy @sarcastamy]

@LiamMoffitt I’m not saying you cheated, but I’m not NOT saying you cheated ;)

[amy @sarcastamy]

@sarnold623 @jomickane You’re lucky if you can even see the screens to navigate them. They’re so sun rotted and faded out. Just a mess, really.

[amy @sarcastamy]

@sarnold623 @jomickane Upham,St Pete beach, Pass-a-Grille, and now Forte de Soto- all paid parking. Used to have a flat fee to enter FDS, but now it’s based on time - even in areas without marked parking- meters set up everywhere.

[amy @sarcastamy]

@Suzierizzo1 “Dude out here fixing roofs with 2x4’s sticking out of his retinae”

[amy @sarcastamy]

@nimibillionss ❤️
She needs you.

[amy @sarcastamy]

@piyushmittal Video one was a display of reverence. Video two was a display of gluttony and cruelty. Absurd that these folks call themselves ‘Christian’

[amy @sarcastamy]

@indicaclark @JThomasson6 @Saeko_Cut Not automatic. My father was born in the US. I was born in Canada (five minutes from the American border where we lived). I am a naturalized citizen and it was a lengthy, expensive process.

[amy @sarcastamy]

@grange5451 @W_Asherah No thread necessary. We all know the joke was meant to land as truth- with wiggle room *joke tone* in case called out. I guarantee, anyone who has pushed back about the joke, eventually hears a “well, you said….” And the ‘joke’ was a retaliation to a perceived insult.

[amy @sarcastamy]

@LiamMoffitt I don’t know what McGinnis does ‘in game,’ but I’m guessing that head scarf could also be utilitarian (not just aesthetic). If she isn’t wearing a full welding mask, she’s going to need her face covered. Those tanks on her back have got to be putting out *something* noxious?

[amy @sarcastamy]

@LiamMoffitt Red scarf around her neck, goggles on a helmet and turn her into your mom’s first and second crush (Keep the ‘dirty’ version of the Palmer Girl eyes )
My birthday is June 8th. Frame it. FANKS!

[amy @sarcastamy]

@AleMarieMaxwell @CaptainDznuts He’s currently behind bars and could use some help

[amy @sarcastamy]

@hodgetwins This has been posted in airports for over a year now.

[amy @sarcastamy]

@AmiriKing Next time be sure to calculate the fact that the opacity of the saucer changes when viewing through refracted light on the window.
This appears as though the saucer is ‘inside’ your airplane… it’s a big giveaway. Sorry.

[amy @sarcastamy]

@dianelhandler @SMB_Attorney I’m a sucker for handmade pottery. I see something someone’s kid/grandkid made in an art class? Their little fingerprints fired into it? It can be resold in my estate sale some day-for now? It’s holding my ‘good’ pens. ;) Thank you, S.P.M -1962, wherever you are.
I love it.

[amy @sarcastamy]

@Radiant_Vortex I’m guessing it will look different for other reasons… so this *difference* shouldn’t be a problem. Kids see ‘big & little’. They do not see ‘interesting. My father doesn’t appear to have tissue on the end of his flaccid penis’

[amy @sarcastamy]

@Pat_Stedman No one is asking him to lead. This wasn’t a one off.. Giving a partner space to do things half assed and then refusing to do it because she calls you out is weaponized incompetence.
Ps. If “leading” looks like ‘getting to it eventually, when it best suits me’…yikes.

[amy @sarcastamy]

@michaelharriot We started a new family chat because my brother brought his wife in.
If you give a shit about the integrity of the content being shared, you lock that shit down. Not just no ‘randoms’- also no ‘lacks entirety of context’ people.
Deeply unserious - the whole lot.