Abhigyan Hedau

I make jokes at wrong times

[Vrundaa @Vrundaaa1]

Amul pls launch dopamine and serotonine infused drinks too 🙏🏻

[Red Flag @RicinBean]

I'm a sabse sasti direct flight person

[Dhanesh Gianani @dhanesh500]

My goal was to make 1 Cr from stocks this year, only 1.5 Cr more to go..

[Abhigyan Hedau @sarcasticfella5]

@IndiGo6E changing the in-flight music is a big W.

[Abhigyan Hedau @sarcasticfella5]

Funny how the govt can’t ban pollution.

[Abhigyan Hedau @sarcasticfella5]

One day the production’s gonna crash, and I’ll be over here doing 2000 factor authentication just to log in.

[Tarun Gautam @TARUNspeakss]

I badly want to see Modi vs Rahul or Akhilesh or Kejriwal in a 1v1 debate.

Just like Presidential debates in the USA.

I know Modi hasn't faced a single Press Conference and will be clueless without a teleprompter but at least people would learn the reality.

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

trueHistory https://t.co/uXcgZg0NSU

[Aditya Saha @Adityakrsaha]

Trump is not my president
Why? Are you a Kamala supporter?
No, I'm from India

Oh 🤣 my 🤣 god 🤣
This 🤣 is 🤣 too funny 🤣
Never 🤣 leaving 🤣 this 🤣 app 🤣

[GoPee Bahu ❤️‍🔥 @GoPeeBahu]

I can tell you already. No US Election tweet is going to top the Indian Election “Dimple bhabhi hatiye” tweet

[Kapil @kapsology]

Whats happening @zomato @zomatocare??

Why are you not following court orders??

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

meEverySingleDay https://t.co/vpJFUr8CeD

[Abhigyan Hedau @sarcasticfella5]

@Harsh_humour @notmanoj_ https://t.co/PIssdlLoBq

[Abhigyan Hedau @sarcasticfella5]

@notmanoj_ It all comes down to the UI/UX. Netflix/Zomato feel more premium and polished, while Prime Video/Swiggy are functional but less refined.

[Abhigyan Hedau @sarcasticfella5]

@notmanoj_ It all comes down to the UI/UX. Netflix/Zomato feel more premium and polished, while Prime Video/Swiggy are functional but less refined.

[peeleraja @peeleraja]

Funny a tech CEO does not know which symbols are common in coding

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

daemon seeing dany & the night king’s army & saying “winter is coming” just for bran stark to wind up on the throne……… all of this for jon snow to end up being a targaryen for nothing…. i can’t believe what they took from us

#HouseOfTheDragon #HOTD #DemDragons #DragonsYall

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

If #TrainAccident were an Olympic sport.

[Jesabel @JesabelRaay]

Henry Cavill is now the only actor in Hollywood who has played the character of Wolverine besides Hugh Jackman.

[Abhigyan Hedau @sarcasticfella5]

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