lil windex

do i look like a mall kiosk pudding guy

[lil windex @sarhakula]

@DJPaulyD Watching the latest episode of #jerseyshorefamilyvacation rn - your laugh gives me life!!!!!!!

[lil windex @sarhakula]

@acmemarkets you would think that with the prices you charge for literally everything you could afford to pay someone to make a working app

[lil windex @sarhakula]

@acmemarkets your dumb app is broken and won’t stop erroring out and now i wasted an hour of my day walking to the grocery store for no reason other than standing there like a loser clicking my phone

[lil windex @sarhakula]

shouldn’t lala be upset with sandoval for ruining/ending the show, not ariana?? #vanderpumprules @BravoWWHL

[☆ (base)bail ☆ @SICK0FMARSH]

IS THE SUN BOTHERING YOU KING?!

[lil windex @sarhakula]

i’d rather tip my bus driver than tip my barista

[lil windex @sarhakula]

switching from my “instrumental jazz” playlists to “yacht rock” as i transition to summer mode

[lil windex @sarhakula]

not interested in seeing this ad as i rot in bed extremely hungover

[lil windex @sarhakula]

gonna start smoking cigs so i can randomly walk away during social events just to take a breather

[Mike @hammerito]

A.J. Brown is training to whoop those autistic kids’ asses

[lil windex @sarhakula]

some girls get worried when their bf turns off his notifications at night but i know mine is just playing online chess and he has to lock in

[lil windex @sarhakula]

the generation gap between my boyfriend and i is defined by the fact that he doesn’t know anything about jojo siwa

[sıɹɥɔ @mych3micalswift]

“im a top” yeah top 0.05% of Charli XCX listeners

[lil windex @sarhakula]

girl dinner

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why are you giving me a straw with my tajín rimmed margarita

[lil windex @sarhakula]

why have we as humans not yet evolved beyond seasonal allergies

[lil windex @sarhakula]

@LynneVictoria10 hot girl shit

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a “loud treat” is what you need when you have the munchies

[lil windex @sarhakula]

what the hell is this #newdonk

[lil windex @sarhakula]

@professordad91 YESSSSS

[lil windex @sarhakula]

one time grove city college’s official instagram account asked for winter music recommendations and i submitted holy by lil wayne bc i figured they’d think it was a worship song