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[sarah @saritajahonnes]

hope someone forgets to make a map, and the white house gets to relive the gilmore girls kirk rotten egg plot when they can’t find them all

[Andrea 🦋🐞 (Taylor’s Version) @AmericanKaw13]

The white house easter egg hunt is using THIRTY THOUSAND REAL EGGS instead of plastic eggs. In this economy?! It’s giving “let them eat cake” lmao

[sarah @saritajahonnes]

buddy comedy but it’s zohran and chi ossé

[sarah @saritajahonnes]

every day, I check to see if the jonathan larson project is back on tdf. every day, I am disappointed.

[grace @GraceWalkerrr]

or you could just produce plays ABOUT women BY women!!!!!!!

[sarah @saritajahonnes]

7 minutes into ‘matilda’ and I’m tearing up 😤

[sarah @saritajahonnes]

i have changed my tune - i will now be gatekeeping the interstellar theme. the remixes have gotten out of hand.

[re: emma @evemmore]

next white lotus should be set in Greece. It should star meryl streep, christine baranski and julie walters. pierce brosnan colin firth and stellan skarsgard should also feature. also amanda seyfried could be there. and instead of a body the mystery should be who her father is

[sarah @saritajahonnes]

myers-briggs is OUT. tell me instead which of artistotle's 6 elements of a play you think is most important.

[sarah @saritajahonnes]

he *gets to* ride the train.

[NICK SOGARD FACTS AND UPDATES @TheNotoriousHRT]

the woke left replaced all the roads with public transit. now the chicken can't cross anything. he must ride the train.

[sarah @saritajahonnes]

amc a-list price increased which means it's time to start using my power as a member to campaign for a monthly screening of 'interstellar'

[sarah @saritajahonnes]

it should be more normal to kiss your friends, if only just to have someone honestly tell you you're a bad kisser

[sarah @saritajahonnes]

now that bela is bi, it’s time for ‘queen of my dreams’ to be streaming in the US, please and thank you

[Carmely Sandiego @orangecrushable]

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

[sarah @saritajahonnes]

okay, it’s going maybe just as hard in european airport tbh

[sarah @saritajahonnes]

city bitches are missing out. lempicka in the car GOESSS

[sarah @saritajahonnes]

there is actually no reason to shout on the train about nothing to no one all the way from union square to queens at 12:30 am

[sarah @saritajahonnes]

why should i send a weekly call if you're going to be surprised when the daily is exactly what i sent you a week ago?

[໊ @rmjroan]

two different types of gay

[sarah @saritajahonnes]

first rule of jury duty is don't talk to anyone about jury duty, but that doesn't include my best friend, right?

[sarah @saritajahonnes]

@TrimothyJoe you're so real

[Jensen McRae @Jensen_McRae]

don't donate to anymore politicians. or the women's march. donate to local mask blocs. donate to local mutual aid orgs. donate to abortion funds. the dems raised $1 billion for this campaign & it's all gone now. put your $ where it's truly needed.