sasha ❈

please threaten me with a good time 🍉

[sasha ❈ @sash_hal]

do any lifestyle sitcoms/dramedies touch on the part of adult life where your group of friends have drastically different financial situations? friends is the only one that comes to mind with a plot about which of them were richer but they all managed to pay the same rent

[sasha ❈ @sash_hal]

how do fijians feel about their islands being turned into a permanent set for reality tv

[sasha ❈ @sash_hal]

and don’t talk to me about unreal. i’ve seen unreal it’s good but it’s not GOOD

[sasha ❈ @sash_hal]

i am again asking for someone to make an hbo prestige drama about the power dynamics behind reality tv

[sasha ❈ @sash_hal]

“it’s not gonna feel like anything happened, you’re just gonna be invisible to all of us” sorry was your wife under the impression you built a teleportation machine?

[Gazetory @gazetory]

Justin Flom, karısına özel bir lentiküler lensle kapladığı duşakabini kullanarak eşini görünmez hale getirdi.

[sasha ❈ @sash_hal]

i don’t find those videos of people surprising their spouse with a speech in their native language at their weddings romantic because how were you together long enough to get married but you never made the effort to learn their language

[sasha ❈ @sash_hal]

can someone make a compilation video of these lizard people sticking their tongues out? i noticed both amanda and west do it repeatedly

[🪩grande dame jr.🪩 @kimsslutpig1]

I’m sorry, but this part is FRYING me because of Andy’s reaction😭😂😂 he wasn’t expecting that response whatsoever. That was genuine shock LMFAO.. #SummerHouse

[sasha ❈ @sash_hal]

@manfromdelaware @aeneashemphill lol that’s why they would choose… stay with me here… a related book

[sasha ❈ @sash_hal]

my brother dates a zionist and i unfollowed her this day a few years ago because seeing someone be so joyful on that day makes me nauseous

[sasha ❈ @sash_hal]

seeing israel day celebrations on the day of the nakba each year is so bone-chilling. it’s like if they had a german culture day the same week as holocaust remembrance

[sasha ❈ @sash_hal]

the office posting is so 2015 but i need a scientific study on why it’s so rewatchable. it’s the only show that i finish bingeing and immediately start the first episode again

[sasha ❈ @sash_hal]

i’m not even into sports like that but seeing kids in new york playing soccer in the street has me emotional. i don’t think americans realize how unifying football is for the rest of the world! we’re just another part of the global community and zohran is showing us the way

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Zohran Mamdani has turned blocks in front of 50 NYC public schools into car-free ‘Soccer Streets’ where children can play in celebration of the upcoming World Cup.

[sasha ❈ @sash_hal]

sorry if this makes me sound poor but… rihanna has nothing to do with fendi?

[sasha ❈ @sash_hal]

can we please pick an english word for msg? i swear to god it’d hit nyt cooking like a mack truck if it didn’t sound like something you’d mix with hydrochloric acid in chem lab

[sasha ❈ @sash_hal]

@jamesstout can you recommend some resources to learn about the basics of the conflict? i’d like to familiarize myself

[sasha ❈ @sash_hal]

under-discussed element to this is that the world after pressing red would be a much less pleasant place to live. even if you assume everyone doesn’t carry the guilt and grief around, the median empathy would decrease by so much that humanity might die out because of it

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.

[sasha ❈ @sash_hal]

sorry but there’s no other reason to root for a team? it’s not like there’s a morally correct team to support lmao

[noé 🦦⚞•⚟ GRIEVING @phyurinof]

it also kinda implies you only like them because their your local team and thats kinda embarrassing tbh

[sasha ❈ @sash_hal]

there are friends i’ve known for less than a year that i could guess their order on any given menu. 18 years and never once paid attention to your partner, you deserve jail

[J.D. Banker @DadInvest]

Defcon 3 after I took breakfast ordering into my own hands. Apparently cinnamon raisin toasted with plain cream cheese makes me the worst person on earth.

[sasha ❈ @sash_hal]

no disrespect to op but this is what’s wrong with modern dating. people want what they want without giving up what they don’t want. pick a direction and walk that way