“Thank god I’m not a Disney adult” I say with my Jirachi pjs sipping tea from a Piplup mug and wearing Pokemon socks looking at my Pokemon plush collection of Popplio
the cat just came up the stairs sniffing around, completely in a world of his own and i had one of those moments of being like.,, oh you’re a creature. you are a creature i live with. a little animal in the house. he literally just opened a door and went through it. fantastic
Me waiting for the D train before brutally losing to an 8-year-old at a chess tournament who asked me for permission to use the bathroom during our game
My coworker's very timid husband came to meet her for lunch, I didn't recognize him so I asked him if he has an appointment, and he said "actually I'm her wife🥺 nO I'M HER HUSBAND😳 SHE'S MY WIFE😭"