Heather Durfield

tweeting every once in a never

[Heather Durfield @satcher3]

Walmart pickup. Cue the hallelujah chorus.

[Heather Durfield @satcher3]

*sweeps and mops floor*
*drops glass*

It’s def Friday the 13th.

[Heather Durfield @satcher3]

“I don’t know if you know this, but there’s blood inside of you RIGHT now.” #hodgepodge

[Heather Durfield @satcher3]

“Have you ever gone to a buffet alone? It’s liberating.” #simplysimmons

[Heather Durfield @satcher3]

Taught daddy how to voice text today. It’s a work in progress. #SemperFi

[Heather Durfield @satcher3]

“ I’ve never thrown a lemon at anyone so hard before” #zaychel

[Heather Durfield @satcher3]

“If i were a bad person, I’d mug him in the parking lot.” @thudd95

[Heather Durfield @satcher3]

Rachel: “how are twins born? Does each one come out of its own uterus or... *awkward pause*... how does that work?”
@8RachelJacobson #zaychel

[Heather Durfield @satcher3]

Deep thoughts of a millennial.

[Andrew Rogers @arpointguard]

Honestly if her messages aren’t blue and her music isn’t green just don’t even worry about it fam. Apple is for texting, Spotify is for music.

[Heather Durfield @satcher3]

“Prayer is not a side dish for followers of Jesus. It’s the oven.”
-Marshal Segal

[Desiring God @desiringGod]

How can you oppose Satan? Tell the truth. Spread the truth. Defend the truth. Love the truth. Live the truth.

[Desiring God @desiringGod]

Five prayers for those who wait:

1. Strengthen me to wait patiently.
2. Awaken me to today.
3. Keep me from foolish shortcuts.
4. Make me want the future you have for me.
5. Remind me of what I’m really waiting for. https://t.co/pZPgRyzV2v

[Heather Durfield @satcher3]

“The sane would do no good if they made themselves mad to help madmen.” -C.S. Lewis

[Desiring God @desiringGod]

Christians do not need to see or understand all that God is doing on our hardest days. We need to know that God is behind this, and in this, and that he will work it for good in time.

[Heather Durfield @satcher3]

You make Presbyterians 2 ways: raise them as children or convert Baptist’s. The more you think about it, the more you’ll realize how right I am. #chefchase

[Heather Durfield @satcher3]

@laneylovvorn Oh!! Gifts from the last residents 😋

[Heather Durfield @satcher3]

Rachel “worked so hard forgot how to va-ca-tiooooon”

...

Rachel: “ya so I think I’m gonna quit my job.”

@postmalonelines @8RachelJacobson #zaychel

[Heather Durfield @satcher3]

When all the 1st class ppl line up, all I can think of is Brian Regan.

https://t.co/7k5oZCNYyC

[Heather Durfield @satcher3]

*goes and gets lash extensions*

Lash lady: no water or moisture near your face for 48 hours.

3 hours later

*accidentally gets face licked off by a dog*