Sam Yates

Enterprise Software and Cloud Geek. I work for @databricks, but opinions here are personal/my own.

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@simonw Kinda cool, but sounds like some pretty token intensive tricks it resorted to as well.

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Apparently the momentum is delayed when it go through Karl Anthony Town's chin. How else could we possibly explain the giant head swing like half a second after he gets clipped on the chin? #nbafinals #flop

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@JonahDispatch If we didn’t exist how else could we have Pee Wee Herman’s bicycle at the Alamo?

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@john_malone @JonahDispatch Or Sandra Bullock?

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@bendreyfuss Thanks man, we appreciate it

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@NateSilver538 Lol

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@elonmusk @45WasOnMyBack Surely you’ve never participated in evil, fraudulent mail-in votings right? I’m sure you wait in the long lines with other randos

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@45WasOnMyBack @thunder84049656 @JonahDispatch @stephenfhayes Weird how none of these posts actually link to this happening.

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@CaseWitter @DavidAFrench Nonsense. Christian Science is *also* not Christian because of fundamentally different beliefs about the nature of God (among other things). The fact they have “Christian” in the name doesn’t change this

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@DavidAFrench So if they labeled Islam as “Christian” it would also be non-problematic right, since they also believe in a form of “Jesus”. Words have meanings, and we just went through a bunch of dumb years of consequences of letting people identify themselves as whatever they want

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@thunder84049656 @45WasOnMyBack @JonahDispatch @stephenfhayes Of course there never will be any or it would have been shouted from rooftops (and courthouses) long ago

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@SooperMexican Need an “on work travel when someone else is paying for it” option

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@RadioactiveWest @SooperMexican You only change your clothes *once* per meal prep? Gross.

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@IMAO_ That post certainly makes the me-centeredness at work very clear. So I guess I give them "credit" for just coming out and saying "it would have been pretty inconvenient for us not to kill this other person".

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@SheaSerrano We forgot how to shoot in the first Wolves game too. Still recoverable

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@megbasham Have you ever called someone out for doing *nothing* on social media? But somehow this is a bridge too far? Ok

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@OKSTBourbonBro Yeah I should be doing super cool stuff like digging up days old tweets and whining about great plays made by the team that just beat me. You’re totally right

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@JB_BallTalk @ESPNNBA It’s pretty wild she’s trying to make like she’s a huge supporter of the team. Opportunist gonna opportune I guess

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@SheaSerrano @netw3rk like