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life is what you make it. PhD in absurdism. don’t take anything i say seriously, and you’ll be just fine. i like cars. #freepalestine #LLBB

[s @slowdeath888]

I think I'm larping being a person

[patagucci perf papi @kenwheeler]

if you’ve ever worked in open floorplan, this is basically the fuckin four seasons

[DissidentRexy🦖 @DissidentRexy]

Hi Peter. Quick question what license plate is this Flock camera reading?

[Faction Jackson @AHen_3]

@MorePerfectUS

[ꫝꪖ᥅᥅ꪗ @saucewalker2x]

I don’t drink coffee to wake up, I wake up to drink coffee.

[ABC News @ABC]

Drinking up to five cups of coffee a day is safe for most adults, and regular coffee consumption may be linked to a lower risk of stroke, diabetes and heart failure, according to a new scientific statement from the American Heart Association. https://t.co/sXBCwB6at5

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

The reward for being kind is not that people will like you or will do things for you, but rather the reward is that you get to be kind.

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Our media ecosystem is designed for us to constantly be assessing each others' value in a socially competitive sense. I am bad at breaking free from this paradigm, but when I do, I find myself to be much happier.

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

My general rule for feeling mentally well is understanding that the more I judge others negatively, the more I anticipate negative judgement from others. Practicing kindness and leniency and forgiveness has no guarantee of reciprocation, but it puts you in a better state of mind.

[fommy 🏳️‍⚧️ @milehighami]

NFL CB cant even do this man

[Motor1 @Motor1com]

in celebration of Spain's win i now have a chance to talk about probably my favorite VW rebadge: the Seat Exeo

aka, the Audi A4

[Bailey, Captain of The Bernese Mountain Dogs @DOGSNDONK]

Cars that are built properly don't get torn in half in collisions

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Maybe I sound like a dick saying this but I kinda miss when I could tell a cabbie to drop me off on canal between such and such and they would just…know how to get there. I just made this request and the guy asked me for the exact address and I was like…aight dawg lol

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

Americans criticizing Canada for not being able to control 1 billion acres of forrest when they can't even control their own lettuce supply from giving themselves explosive diarrhea.

[Jack D. VoL @JackD_Vol]

Barry Sanders is just the friggin man..

[A ♠ @ruqratt]

this nigga Michael Jackson had the MIDNIGHT PURPLE AVENTADOR in 2008 fam. this car wasn’t even in VIDEO GAMES yet nigga. OBAMA HAD JUST GOT IN OFFICE

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

To every New Yorker: this rule is not yet in effect. The earliest it could take effect is Sept. 18, 2026.

New York City will use every tool at our disposal to fight this attack on immigrant families and the communities that make our city the greatest on earth.

For any questions, please call @NYCImmigrants Legal Support Hotline at 1-800-354-0365.

[Sofoets @mosuyanagi]

fuck you

[ꫝꪖ᥅᥅ꪗ @saucewalker2x]

i am both the warden and prisoner of my own mind

[Life Grips @ptrkbrn]

It's so odd going to a big box store in person in 2026. I tried buying a pair of scissors at a Staples last week and waited in line behind 2 customers for so long I gave up. I've been trying to buy a phone charger at Best Buy for the last 20 minutes and they seem mad at me for it

[grace @gracefishlove]

if you're shy as an adult they kill you