Saumil Shah

[Saumil Shah @saumil2]

@pejmanjohn @craigmod Sorry friend, hoping for a quick recovery

[Saumil Shah @saumil2]

@HeyJessGray Fleas will be my first guess

[Saumil Shah @saumil2]

@llinong Try divorce

[Saumil Shah @saumil2]

@Aaronschwartz35 No.

[Pejman Pour-Moezzi @pejmanjohn]

🚀 Today, we're launching Reflective!

Reflective lets business users build their own workflow software. Our key insight: full automation vs. manual work is a false choice.

We let you automate without losing the human touch.

👩🏻 + 🤖

[Saumil Shah @saumil2]

@FedExHelp one of your trucks just "delivered" this package that has a huge fragile sticker on it. https://t.co/Li8b4yKibC

[Laura Hayes 🍣 @LauraHayesDC]

Vaccine PSA. You can book a vaccine appointment at Walgreens by creating an account and answering eligibility questions. Lots of appointments at various locations throughout D.C. within a matter of days. The ones I saw were for the one-time J&J. https://t.co/6CofX6P1ul

[Saumil Shah @saumil2]

@pejmanjohn Have you considered underlining, asterisks, and circling?

[Saumil Shah @saumil2]

@liz_rockett @gdcaplan @tedeytan You could be this guy https://t.co/JvPhQH6wuO

[KIPP DC Public Schools @KIPP_DC]

We’re honored to keep partnering with families and our community! We appreciate your trust.

[Atul Gawande @Atul_Gawande]

People ages 20-49 drive 76% of the spread of COVID, but people over age 55 are 93% of the deaths. Hence our challenge. https://t.co/KAALReh0M6

https://t.co/IjsfWn3XLP

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

Thank you! I would be nowhere without the women whose footsteps I dance in. While reciting my poem, I wore a ring with a caged bird—a gift from @Oprah for the occasion , to symbolize Maya Angelou, a previous inaugural poet. Here’s to the women who have climbed my hills before.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

here we go - CNN was wrong: https://t.co/e12WQg56bN

[Cherie Berry @ElevatorQueen]

Two hours left in my reign, y'all! As I sit here sipping my takeout tequila, I sure am thankful for all your love! I'll still be here on the Twitter!

These past 20 years have been the ride of a lifetime, y'all - I just hope I left your elevators better than I found them! #ncpol

[Saumil Shah @saumil2]

@Aaronschwartz35 @cormacewindu Or the sub committee

[Elliot Haspel @ehaspel]

QUICK THREAD: I'm seeing this chart go semi-viral among people saying "look! schools and child cares are actually really risky!" So I think we should talk about what we're talking about -- which is that, yet again, definitions & denominators really matter.

[Ray O'Leary @rayolearycomedy]

Just threw out the birthday card my Nana mailed me because it arrived the day after my birthday. Too late Nana! Very corrupt woman. Probably dead

[Matt Viser @mviser]

Biden campaign expectations:

MICH: Win, results today

WISC: Win, results today

NEVADA: Win, results tomorrow

PENNSYLVANIA: 1.4m outstanding ballots that will overcome 600k ballot deficit. Results tomorrow

GEORGIA: Tossup; results today

NC: Leaning Trump; results in few days

[DC PCSB #DCCharterProud @dcpcsb]

Check out the all-new @TwoRiversPCS Middle School located in Ward 5!

This location formally opened its doors in SY2020-21, but has yet to welcome students to campus due to COVID-19. We can't wait to see students, staff, and families occupy this beautiful space!

#DCcharterProud

[Saumil Shah @saumil2]

@JFGuillory Don’t forget the toilets you have to flush 10 times!