Saum Naderi

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

The Club can confirm the permanent transfer of Heung-Min Son to LAFC.

Thank you will never be enough, Sonny.

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Dear Spurs fans...

Sonny's letter to you 🤍

[Rav @TonyRav]

“are you pro trump or pro harris?”

im pro parlay. get in the lab and cook.

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

Ivan Toney hit a NO LOOK penalty for England 💪😮‍💨

His eyes don't look down at the ball once ⬇️

[&ME @andmeandyou]

our mix straight from the pyramids of giza is live 🇪🇬 https://t.co/p5jpPP4ydE

[Sanjay @sanjay1223]

If your mom understands exactly what you do you’re definitely not making enough money

[Saum Naderi @saumnaderi]

Justin Timberlake did not have to go thAT hard on Mirrors

[𝙢ónewa. @makingART_high]

no rizz, just insane music taste & philosophies about consciousness.

[Saum Naderi @saumnaderi]

Overheard nyc

“Ayy bro you still work at Uber?”
“Nah man i lost my phone”

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

[mario voice] lexapro

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

Society has become so sedentary that a 20 minute walk is now considered exercise.

[剑女友 sword gf ☭ @punishedgarage]

when guys show u a youtube video, u have to understand that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Saum Naderi @saumnaderi]

Aint no time like the Word Cup

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

Damn how much daylight they tryna save?? it's dark as hell

[Zito @_Zeets]

Visiting a friend in Manhattan

[Ballon d'Or @ballondor]

Here is the image you've all been waiting for! Karim Benzema!

#ballondor with @adidasFR

[giant idiot @giant_idiot]

my smoke alarm: HUBRIS! DID YOU THINK YOU COULD DECEIVE MY OMNISCIENCE

me cooking too many chicken strips in the oven: