gold

do you think you’re the only one afraid of this machine

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[Neet @neet_sol]

why is every job 8 hours of excel or 8 hours of breathing in toxic chemicals

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I overheard a girl saying yesterday ‘worrying is such a terrible use of your imagination’ … and I audibly gasped.

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

[𝓴𖤐 @endaisen]

got my ass

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Imagine making $70-80k a year in the $5
footlong era.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Going to urgent care is like paying $40 to have someone else google your symptoms

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

it takes no courage to be evil, it’s actually a very cowardly act

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I want a refund on every minute I spent in 8th grade learning that monopolies are illegal and that our government would protect us from greedy men....

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[Django Gold @django]

that was such a cool trick how after the pandemic every landlord agreed that rent would be $500 more per month

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

There’s literally a children’s board game whose whole premise is showing how free market capitalism ends with one person owning everything while everyone else goes bankrupt.

[if they go low, i go lowER @Lunasreign_]

Because y’all won’t stop paying $350

[Pokémon Daily @pokemon_daily]

honestly based

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[Kush @kushika_twt]

the face HR makes when you ask for a raise instead of a pizza party

[juju 🦇 @jujubehigh]

If u jumping niggas over a sports game in a city, u a fucking loser.

[Queen Liza🩷🤍💙 @KrystalWolfyAlt]

Reddit moment

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Many people still don’t realize that literacy isn’t just about being able to read. It’s about being able to comprehend, evaluate, and apply the information in front of you. The gap between the two is becoming increasingly alarming.