Save Your Darlings

When I'm too squeamish to kill my darlings

[Save Your Darlings @savethedarlings]

I see fractals in the tangled strings of masterless marionettes

[Bustle @bustle]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH

#ElectionNight

[Larry Wilmore @larrywilmore]

Lincoln: "Four score and seven years ago" Trump: (interrupting) "That wasn't the score" #debatenight

[Save Your Darlings @savethedarlings]

@CIPYDPodcast "Dog Wild" ideas: Segment devoted to dog rescues! People & places rescuing dogs (field trips!) & touching rescue dog stories!

[Save Your Darlings @savethedarlings]

Firefly, Twin Peaks, Pushing Daisies, and now @nightlyshow
It wasn't your time, my friend. #onlythegoodshowsdieyoung

[Save Your Darlings @savethedarlings]

@POTUS Do you have the power to commute @nightlyshow 's sentence? Send them to @TBSNetwork or something?

[Save Your Darlings @savethedarlings]

@nightlyshow You make me laugh, you make me think. I can only hope your brilliant ensemble finds a new platform. #MakeAmericaNightlyAgain

[Save Your Darlings @savethedarlings]

"Hey! You suck dick, don't you!"
#catcalloftheday #driveby #yesallwomen #stayclassysandiego

[Save Your Darlings @savethedarlings]

When neighbor took follow-up requests to "Semi-Charmed Life" at his 2AM backyard guitar sing-along, I should've yelled "Freebird!"

[Save Your Darlings @savethedarlings]

Condiment table this afternoon at a very different convention. @colbertlateshow #ComicCon2016 #happygeekssadbullies

[Save Your Darlings @savethedarlings]

Hope... https://t.co/HFsbCetOyf

[CNN @CNN]

A #BlackLivesMatter protest ran into counter-protesters — and hugged out their differences https://t.co/2OySvdFXPb https://t.co/xiyqQPzGoe

[Save Your Darlings @savethedarlings]

Weirdly relieved to hear nazi song from "Cabaret" after the "White lives matter" chanting through my window. #gladIsawSeason4 @OITNB

[Save Your Darlings @savethedarlings]

Faulkner-
How the hell did you do it? I can barely write a thank you note with the construction racket next door. #badkindofbangingformonths

[Save Your Darlings @savethedarlings]

•Airplane Pilot
•Mechanical Engineer
•Neurosurgeon #dogjobs @midnight #youcandoanythingyouputyourmindto

[Save Your Darlings @savethedarlings]

Waste Management Services @midnight #dogjobs

[Save Your Darlings @savethedarlings]

@alyankovic Are you aware your celebrity name abbreviation (i.e. J-Lo & J-Law) would be A-Yank?

[Save Your Darlings @savethedarlings]

@alyankovic @HollywoodBowl I guess this means you won't be popping in to the San Diego Comedy Bang Bang show #dontmindmydevastationoverhere

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

These proposals are commonsense. It is incomprehensible as to why Republicans would oppose them. #DisarmHate https://t.co/Led5kKKQy6

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

An overwhelming majority of Americans (and gun owners) support steps to reduce gun violence.

RT if you're one of them. #DisarmHate

[surrealDonaldTrump @surrealDrumpf]

As Trump embraces it, American flag visibly recoils. #consent