MakeupSavvy

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[The Onion @TheOnion]

Kid Could Afford To Be More Discerning About Which Rocks Are Worth Collecting https://t.co/4FAJGaCZOI

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Reminds Himself That Painful, Nauseating Side Effects Just Means That Triple Bacon Cheeseburger Working https://t.co/FfSS1hiLHV

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Area Plant Proudly Displays Leaf https://t.co/1jeEp6ojIt

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

If girls aren’t into dinosaurs we might just shut this place down man fuck it’s not worth it

[abb3rz.bsky.social @abb3rz07]

Literally no. Serena Williams is RIGHT THERE.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

“We need healing + unity, but I will not take any responsibility for my actions, nor will I acknowledge the contributions my lies made to the violence or the harm that it caused, nor do I believe anyone should be held accountable. But if you’re mad at that you’re divisive.” - GOP

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I am happy to work with Republicans on this issue where there’s common ground, but you almost had me murdered 3 weeks ago so you can sit this one out.

Happy to work w/ almost any other GOP that aren’t trying to get me killed.

In the meantime if you want to help, you can resign.

[Reductress @Reductress]

If We Raise Minimum Wage, What’s Going to Stop My Kid From Getting a Job at McDonald's, Making More Money Than Me, And Becoming MY Dad?: https://t.co/G6AONXStKG

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I don't know what "meeting in the middle" means when scientists say we only have a few years to address climate change or face irreparable harm.

Of course I want to work with Republicans—but we have got to aggressively respond to the enormous crises facing working families.

[Laura Peek @laurapeek_]

happy birthday Dolly Parton!! I will honor her, like I do every year, by having huge boobs and being nice

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Nice tweet Sen. Cruz! Quick question: do you also believe the Geneva Convention was about the views of the citizens of Geneva?

Asking for everyone who believes US Senators should be competent and not undermine our elections to incite insurrection against the United States

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

You DO know that it’s only called the Paris Agreement because that’s where the meeting took place, right? It’s not actually a deal with “the citizens of Paris.” You know that...right?

[dr lecko @perfectcows]

incredible conversation with my straight male friend

[Liam Stack @liamstack]

Brian Williams just referred to Trump as “a twice-impeached private citizen in Florida.”

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Breaking: You Haven’t Thought About Donald Trump For 51 Seconds #InaugurationDay