brandon

who even gives a rats ass

[Unrig LA @UnrigLA]

City of LA emergency management:

[brandon @sawnnj]

saw hannah einbinder at jumbos once and she was super friendly and patient with several drunk people

shoutout to her

[brandon @sawnnj]

i think this is why jackass has endured for almost 30 years while “prank” youtube channels are universally hated

these guys operate from an earnestness that none of their impersonators can capture

[Jordan Crucchiola @JorCru]

JACKASS at Pride and a Johnny Knoxville said GAY RIGHTS

[Mikey Intifada @MicSchirtzer]

hi so we've actually reached you don't need to know the numbers of the deaths camps stage of the US holocaust

[brandon @sawnnj]

zohran vs trump on the jumbotron tomorrow

[Corey Atad @CoreyAtad]

one of the five or ten most important movies of the decade

[brandon @sawnnj]

what its all about

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

BACKROOMS (2026)
dir. Kane Parsons

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Austin Powers showing Foxy Cleopatra a funny chimp video was such a prophetic vision of modern dating

[brandon @sawnnj]

they put me in the chair of shame :/

[brandon @sawnnj]

believe in yourself

[brandon @sawnnj]

i watch this every time it hits my timeline

larry’s no look stiff arm is still the coolest shit ever

[Football Classics @ClassicsNFL]

Packers vs Cardinals NFC Divisional Round, 2015.

[brandon @sawnnj]

Takanaka round 2 lets go

[brandon @sawnnj]

@JasonHarmonNFL I’m a Cardinals fan and I was at this game. I sat near a Vikings fan who packed up before the field goal attempt and was like “don’t worry he’s gonna miss this”

[brandon @sawnnj]

in america we have to get past fat alcoholic nazis before getting on a flight where you could also die because we don’t have air traffic controllers

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: Trump says that if ICE at airports isn't enough, "I will bring the National Guard."

[brandon @sawnnj]

Happy 3:16 everyone

[brandon @sawnnj]

this man made an academy-award-winning film

[joe 🇱🇧 @hackermanjoe]

cannot fucking believe that this man made an academy-award-winning film #oscars

[brandon @sawnnj]

that “everyone is 12” tweet might be the tweet of the century

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Kash Patel confirms UFC fighters will train FBI agents this week, calling it a "historic opportunity' https://t.co/oPVxWeDUms