Sarah Tilley

Writer, artist, misanthrope & part-time pretender. Keeping it together. Mostly.

[Sarah Tilley @saztilley]

If you didn't watch the film or understand the play, just say @nickcurtis! Embarrassing... https://t.co/cg0YXXPW1Y

[Sarah Tilley @saztilley]

He says, thanks for dates and the chance to get to know you. I say, thanks for the new writing material.

[Sarah Tilley @saztilley]

Back after 4 years. Not sure if it's me or Twitter who's changed the most.

[Sarah Tilley @saztilley]

I just rediscovered the app #DrawSomething and logged into my old account and saw that it was my turn to draw a few pics from years ago. So after apparently 2,232 days I've just sent my ex a drawing 😂

[Sarah Tilley @saztilley]

Thank you @fleetwoodmac for spending 19 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped

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@VirginTrains @LNER @ScotRail @chilternrailway @CrossCountryUK @TPEassist @LNRailway @EMTrains @WestMidRailway @northernassist Are there any other services I can get to Wolverhampton?

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@waitrose Holloway road - although I presume that plastic bags are common in all your shops? Can #waitrose switch to paper bags and reduce #singleuseplastic consumption?

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@waitrose you never have paper bags out! Plastic bags are always readily available while paper bags always need to be found in the storeroom. Sort it out. Stop producing unnecessary plastics. #plasticfree #plasticpollution #waitrose

[Sarah Tilley @saztilley]

Everyone's kicking off about the #GilletteAd but this was broadcast on #BBC3 and just destroyed any progress feminism made in the last 20 years. Did the gender pay gap just vanish overnight? Completely trivialising some serious issues #50yearstooearly

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@ASOS_HeretoHelp hermes keep trying to deliver my order 5pm-9pm but my office is shut then! How can I change what time they deliver?

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@ASOS_HeretoHelp you keep trying to deliver my order between 5pm-9pm but it's my office which is closed then! How can I get Hermes to deliver at another time?

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@TfLBusAlerts all buses around kings cross diverted and no warning or mention on the @TfL website bus information. What a fantastic service! #TFaiL

[Sarah Tilley @saztilley]

@TfLBusAlerts okay, any reason why this information wasn't available during rush hour on the TFL website?

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@TfLBusAlerts why is route 17 diverted and how long will this be going on for?

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Go Green or go home !

[Oktra @Oktra__]

There is more micro plastic in the sea than there are stars in the Milky Way! Single use plastics are so tempting to use, but really unsustainable. Meet Oktra's Green Queen, Sarah, who never leaves the house in the morning without her reusable coffee cup! ☕ #GreenTeam

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@virginmedia not letting me go paperless! Stop trying to make an extra buck! LET ME GO PAPERLESS sort your website out! #environment #paperless #virginmedia #letmego

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@ultimatepower we will fight I will fight till #FleetwoodMac is heard amongst your bullshit

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@ultimatepower I’m literally only using this account to tell you to play fleetwood Mac and toto listen to your people stop failing

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@ultimatepower ffs stop playing your gobshity songs and play Chain

[Sarah Tilley @saztilley]

Boss: Hi
Me: *shits a brick*