Sarah Longworth

Science student, Sci-fi obsessive, Fantasy fan, Chronic reader, left-winger, keeping Emo alive inside my headphones. Animals are my people.

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

18-24 year olds. I beg you on my gnarled and brittle knees; register to vote, and then vote. A solid 18-24 vote will make a big difference.

[Sarah Longworth @sazzlesnazz]

Waiting for an email to say my order has been processed is killing me #samsunggalaxys8 #galaxyS8

[Sarah Longworth @sazzlesnazz]

Oh my word I'm the happiest girl alive @ThreeUK #wuntu

[Sarah Longworth @sazzlesnazz]

Don't know why I bother with Littlewoods sometime, ridiculous customer service #shoddy #sortitout

[Gregg Carlstrom @glcarlstrom]

You Brits thought you could make the most embarrassing political decision of the year. Boy, did we show you.

[Sarah Longworth @sazzlesnazz]

#RIPAmerica Pretty much sums it up, I think. #USElection2016

[Sarah Longworth @sazzlesnazz]

When your local supermarket doesn't sell full sized blocks of @ApplewoodCheese but you need your fix... @asda

[Sarah Longworth @sazzlesnazz]

The most upsetting thing to happen to me this week is that my local asda has stopped selling Magic Stars

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

2016 gets more 2016 by the day.

[WWF @WWF]

NOW: Bialowieza needs strong decision against logging increase from
@UNESCO #WorldHeritage Cmt #NatureAlert #40whc

[WWF @WWF]

We're using #EndangeredEmoji to save real animals from extinction. Please retweet to sign up and help.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Today is your chance to send @David_Cameron and the Conservatives a message – #VoteLabour RT if you're with us →
https://t.co/fcl9VIg3vA

[David Cousens @DavidCousens]

If you haven't voted yet, please do so. You have until 10pm. Unless you were going to #VoteConservative, in which case the vote is tomorrow.

[Sarah Longworth @sazzlesnazz]

Why

[Sarah Longworth @sazzlesnazz]

Having to eat around the sweet corn in my chilli con carne is devastating. Who puts sweet corn in a chilli. #firstworldproblems

[Re-Enlightenment @REnlightenment]

Unless you've studied Nazism at a Nazi university and you've read Mein Kampf (in German), your criticism of Nazism isn't valid

-Nobody ever

[Judith Clegg @judithclegg]

Planning a flutter on the National? With 4 horses dead at Aintree since Thursday, maybe consider a donation https://t.co/8r9I7Ol8x7 instead?

[Metro @MetroUK]

Four horses dead at #GrandNational after severe mid-race injuries https://t.co/6nmMJMyfN0

[Sarah Longworth @sazzlesnazz]

Four horses are dead already, but sure let's force them to race anyway. It's not like they feel pain... Oh wait... #GrandNational

[Sarah Longworth @sazzlesnazz]

Heyyy we want some Bayley! https://t.co/zHiryuepLM