Samantha Berezowsky🤷🏻‍♀️✌🏻

olivia benson is the greatest protagonist of all time

[Samantha Berezowsky🤷🏻‍♀️✌🏻 @sberezowsky]

@nbcsvu @SVUWritersRoom easiest question I’ve ever answered

[IMDb @IMDb]

If you could only watch one TV series for the rest of your life, what would it be? (Note: This would include the full series, and any holiday specials, crossover episodes and reboots).

[Samantha Berezowsky🤷🏻‍♀️✌🏻 @sberezowsky]

@elonmusk Aren’t you running your companies remotely right now?

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Anne Hathaway just gave the clearest reasons why Donald Trump’s overturning Roe v. Wade is devastating to millions of Americans. The only way to end this is by electing Kamala Harris & a democratic Congress. Retweet so all Americans see this

[Samantha Berezowsky🤷🏻‍♀️✌🏻 @sberezowsky]

@HouseoftheMuse_ It’s her mic pack. Bc she’s wearing a microphone. On her talk show. Ankle monitors don’t have wires coming out of it like that and they aren’t holstered with nude elastic bands.

[Samantha Berezowsky🤷🏻‍♀️✌🏻 @sberezowsky]

@velvetsuite THIS!! there are thousands of felons (especially POC) who turn their lives around and do SO much good after whatever bad they did with zero recognition and zero opportunities. we should not be handing her anything in life.

[Samantha Berezowsky🤷🏻‍♀️✌🏻 @sberezowsky]

julia fox saying anna delvey deserves a second chance. i can’t. there’s a big difference between getting a second chance and getting cast on a tv show. someone get her off this show. #dwts

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

how does the Seinfeld music fit so perfectly?

😳😂

[Samantha Berezowsky🤷🏻‍♀️✌🏻 @sberezowsky]

@ChrisAlvino there are people who are great candidates for lasik but you need to find the RIGHT doctor to evaluate you before committing to a laser in the eye.

[Samantha Berezowsky🤷🏻‍♀️✌🏻 @sberezowsky]

@ChrisAlvino i work in a highly reputable ophthalmology office and we do highly specialized hard contact lenses and we have SO many post lasik patients bc of how many complications there are. people who did RK in the 80's have SO many issues. will see same results in 10 years with lasik.

[Samantha Berezowsky🤷🏻‍♀️✌🏻 @sberezowsky]

2/2 @XfinitySupport @Xfinity hours later i get a call from a live person asking about my customer experience and told me if i rated them a 9 or 10 on the survey then i would be able to have a better promotional offer. xfinity is out here extorting their customers. like wtf!

[Samantha Berezowsky🤷🏻‍♀️✌🏻 @sberezowsky]

today i called @Xfinity to talk about renewing my cable contract thats about to expire and was told the only promotion available was more expensive than my current one so i said i will likely cancel. @XfinitySupport 1/2

[Samantha Berezowsky🤷🏻‍♀️✌🏻 @sberezowsky]

@Whotfismick kid created an empty school map for a 1st person shooter game. was in aftermath of the virginia tech shooting. school found out about it and he hacked into firewall and blocked it. he was a senior 1 mo before grad and they tried to expel him.

[Shai Davidai @ShaiDavidai]

Hundreds of Jewish students at @Columbia just published one of the most incredible student letters I have ever read.

It's not only magnificently written, but it also clearly articulates their experiences on campus for the past six months.

Their letter tells the story of what's it like being a Jewish student right now better than any professor like myself could ever do.

Please take 4-5 minutes to read their letter.

Give Jewish students a voice.

https://t.co/nsWNScaoZS

[Samantha Berezowsky🤷🏻‍♀️✌🏻 @sberezowsky]

Now imagine this in Tennessee where teachers will now be able to carry guns. Catch the wrong teacher on the wrong day and this could be a life or death situation. Would it be self defense or would it be murder? Time will tell, I’m sure of it.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: North Carolina high school student arrested after assaulting his teacher as students in the class filmed and laughed.

The teen is now facing three misdemeanor charges for assault on a government official.

Unlike many other school assault cases, the district attorney launched an investigation into the assault within an hour after the video was posted.

“Both Sheriff Kimbrell and myself spent the morning at Parkland High School speaking with the teacher,” said Forsyth county DA Jim O’Neil.

“This isn’t about the color of your skin, this isn’t about your political affiliation, today is about one thing. Sending a message to the teachers out there, that law enforcement and the District Attorney’s Office support you, we care about the job you do.”

The public school system is a mess.

[Samantha Berezowsky🤷🏻‍♀️✌🏻 @sberezowsky]

Biden is more than halfway through his term and trump still says he won the election🙃🙃

[Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert]

Biden is more than halfway done with his term and he's STILL blaming Trump, and some people STILL believe him.

Personal responsibility is something the Left really has no concept of.

[Samantha Berezowsky🤷🏻‍♀️✌🏻 @sberezowsky]

him saying the words spineless jelly fish just makes me think of miss ungermeyer in the lizzie mcguire movie

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Want to stay out of World War III?

Don't elect a spineless jellyfish like Joe Biden to be president. #Verdict https://t.co/FwRLS3GYPA

[Samantha Berezowsky🤷🏻‍♀️✌🏻 @sberezowsky]

@IsabelDeakins you definitely have samantha energy

[Samantha Berezowsky🤷🏻‍♀️✌🏻 @sberezowsky]

thought for sure that @HuffPost reposted an @TheOnion article but nope.. MTG really is that dumb

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

The Republican congresswoman from Georgia proposed prohibiting Democrats from voting for five years if they moved to a red state. https://t.co/Gtgs9nWgOC

[Samantha Berezowsky🤷🏻‍♀️✌🏻 @sberezowsky]

lol is that a promise

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Gaetz: “If Democrats join up to elect a moderate Republican, I will resign from the House of Representatives.”

[Samantha Berezowsky🤷🏻‍♀️✌🏻 @sberezowsky]

@ajiwizzle i saw rhcp at toyota center years ago and it was unexpectedly one of the best shows i have been to.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Who’s going to tell them “YMCA” is the unofficial LGBTQ anthem? 🤣🤣🤣