Shragi Leitner

Mancunian 46 years. Husband 25 years. Dad 17 years. Non-Smoker 12 years. Construction. Raised over £4m for various charities. Founder of @BoneiOlamUK Manchester

[Shragi Leitner @sbleitner]

לתפארת מדינת ישראל...
@IL_police
@israelpolice
@IsraeliPM
@netanyahu
https://t.co/WB50mxITJg

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@moshe_nayes כדי להמשיך את המחאה ולשבש את המדינה לעוד כמה ימים, שכל אחד ימלא דלק בדרך הביתה כדי לרוקן את התחנות בכל הארץ.

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𝗣𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗘 (PART - 1)
1. Artificial Intelligence
2. Machine Learning
3. Prompt Engineering
4. Claude,Chatgpt,Grok
5. Data Analytics
6. AWS Certified
7. Data Science
8. BIG DATA
9. Python
10. Ethical Hacking

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[Shragi Leitner @sbleitner]

@_mohansolo What's the rate limit on the free plan. What do you consider 'Generous weekly rate limits *'. I'm just about getting started, ran a few scripts and I've reached the limit before being able to do anything meaningful...

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@elonmusk Or lack thereof

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@AryeErlich בבקשה תתדאג גם למנשסתר'ים שליד חלדודנא.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Shragi Leitner @sbleitner]

Oh been getting loads of support today. Seems like some Nigerian scammers are eager to help out. At least someone is showing some willingness to help because @parcelforce @RoyalMail certainly are not.

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@parcelforce
It seems my parcel EH865149612GB has been stuck at the depot for over a week now. It looks like online redelivery options aren't working, contact forms go unanswered, and call wait times exceed an hour. How can we resolve this and get it moving?

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How fast can these sell out on @x, @elonmusk?

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Blah-blah-blah. Yada yada yada.

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

We have responded to allegations we arrested a man at a protest in August for wearing a star of David necklace.

This is not true. The wider context is set out below.

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@AndyPeacock999 @harryfear Food 😂 supplies 😂 for 😂 babies 😂, my foot.

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@Tracking_Power Oh, bravo, @Tracking_Power
! You truly are the epitome of a self-hating Jew, bravely championing the cause of a regime that’d happily see your heritage erased while clutching your protest sign like it’s a badge of honor. Truly a masterclass in irony—well done! 👏

[משה ויסברג @moshe_nayes]

פסקי ההלכה הדרמטיים שמסעירים את ארה"ב החרדית. גדולי פוסקי ההלכה מהחצרות הגדולות מסקווירא וסאטמר מפרסמים פסקי הלכה להתיר השתלה שחלה לנשים המצפות לזש"ק

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Who's winning?

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Who started?

@realDonaldTrump
@elonmusk

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@TheMossadIL And this my dear, is how you enrich uranium.

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@PYMundGenealogy Can't wait to witness this live in a couple of weeks

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@Keir_Starmer The way you spelt Hiz-bollah makes it sound like a disease. In fact they are a disease.