sarahsly?

vim, vigor, & vitality

[sarahsly? @scarah72]

https://t.co/X54gRWyJ8x

While back I asked people to request covers, finally getting around to some of them. Here’s Dead Sea by The Lumineers for my dear friend @borger_queen.

Please give it a listen, thumbs up maybe, retweet perhaps? Thank you!

[Erik 'daibo' Kain @erikkain]

The woman was crying as she witnessed her neighbor ChongLy Thao, 56, a naturalized U.S. citizen, taken from his home in below-freezing weather, half-naked. ICE didn't even get the right guy. But sure, just make shit up.

https://t.co/pONjqqnyeE

[the hilarious ross matthews @symonew58]

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re one of ashley tisdale’s early 2000s red carpet looks

[sarahsly? @scarah72]

@winincentive Have you ever tried shutting the fuck up ?

[sarahsly? @scarah72]

@AclSpeculation I am in this video and I feel like… a celebrity tweeted a video of me LMAOOO

[🏁 @concertleaks]

Hayley Williams performing “True Believer” on The Tonight Show!

[m @mmiiiqu]

i like when mr krabs calls him spongeboymebob

[Faizan. @thoraoffbeat]

they did this despite knowing this will make headlines within days. imagine what they're doing to palestinian prisoners every day who we don't get to hear from.

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Every cat is a little celebrity to me

[grimace @siIIymonkey]

who up doing what they can with what they have

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

they’re dropping a piano on me first thing in the morning tomorrow

[Christin @hexprax]

Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

I just got 2 people fired for celebrating Jimmy Kimmel’s show getting cancelled.

It’s gonna be a long night.

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

Just a few more hours of scrolling and then I will finally Know

[albs @albertoutspoken]

She got Sabrina 😩

[Kate Martin @katekeepsit100]

You can just open the Twitter app and see the most shocking, gruesome thing from a million angles and then you’re supposed to just go back to work such a messed up country we have here

[Rufus 🌈 (and Pickles 🥒) @scrunklyrufus]

a girl who is definitely having a good time at the vet

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

they’re calling it the longest four-day work week of all time