pulp ipa

credit score: just bread

[pulp ipa @schbenmidt]

bitch my life is a lie what you mean nothing is a vegetable?? a cucumber is a melon? okay bitch

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

Doomscrolling at a cafe instead of home

[Pacifist @Pacifist_38]

"Yo, you made these at home?"
"Oh, these aren't homemade, they were made in a factory...a bomb factory.... they're bombs"

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

the type of vibe i bring to the dog park

[haziran ꕤ @nicetoknowyuu]

Jennette McCurdy:

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

the witch at spirit halloween waiting for me to step on her mat

[cartonero @flanchota]

cuando llego al trabajo y hay trabajo

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

when the person you like to annoy actually gets mad

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When I get to work and there's work

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

I just don’t understand how you’re going to call someone “Sleepy Joe” for years and then proceed to literally fall asleep in the middle of every press conference all the time.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

To all who celebrate

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

What if we got some fries for the table?

[Winter @MsWinterrrr]

< Becomes Mayor
< Balances the budget
< Lowers rent, groceries, cost of living
< Knicks win first championship in over 53-year years

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

my brother, this isn’t garlic and we’re not vampires

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas
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