hannah

when life gives you lemons, put nine in a bowl!

[hannah @schererbear]

what if, instead of graduating, i beat bobby flay

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

This is so idiotic. At this point why even call it Vanity Fair. https://t.co/EpvFZTC3td

[hannah @schererbear]

@michael_gabel1 @BarstoolIrish @buckedup @marnason8 you’d take MATT?

[hannah @schererbear]

@connacher_ Qualia

[hannah @schererbear]

@nels_101 OOOOOHOOOO OOO OOO

[hannah @schererbear]

@tswifterastour @ecareyo HELP

[hannah @schererbear]

decided not to tweet about how bad pumpkin pie is this year

[hannah @schererbear]

@nels_101 @PeteSampson_ been here quietly for a long time. first time i felt the need to speak up.

[hannah @schererbear]

boosting for no reason at all

[Matt Freeman @mattfreeman05_]

Gucci Mane

[hannah @schererbear]

The man who went viral after a dress bought for his wedding “broke the internet” has appeared at the High Court in Glasgow charged with the alleged attempted murder of his wife

[The Times and Sunday Times @thetimes]

The man who went viral after a dress bought for his wedding “broke the internet” has appeared at the High Court in Glasgow charged with the alleged attempted murder of his wife
https://t.co/12V0xLQWhp

[hannah @schererbear]

@libbygrygar screams

[hannah @schererbear]

Dear Diary,

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

I just vetoed my first bill.

This bill would risk your retirement savings by making it illegal to consider risk factors MAGA House Republicans don't like.

Your plan manager should be able to protect your hard-earned savings — whether Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene likes it or not.

[hannah @schererbear]

@BravoTV 🫴

[Ekin Su @ekinsuofficial]

Okay just seen a UFO 🛸. #UFO wish I took a pic !!!!

[hannah @schererbear]

@proofofkevin @connacher_ yeah

[hannah @schererbear]

if you’re still in line for the MLK day matinee Blue Man Group show while it’s truly pouring in Chicago STAY IN LINE

[hannah @schererbear]

@RTE_GUIDE @whoweekly

[hannah @schererbear]

Consider Michael Gabel!! @mattgaetz @AOC

[Michael Gabel @michael_gabel1]

I’m officially throwing my hat in the ring @HouseDemocrats @HouseGOP

[hannah @schererbear]

if this is my last tweet, remember to avoid pumpkin pie next week. really every week going forward. stay safe.