Katie Schirmann

[Katie Schirmann @schirmks]

@balladofmaroon So when Matty does this to mock Kanye, he is a Nazi and it is definitely not part of the art... But when Taylor does it to mock Matty she is a mastermind and a comedian? Please.

[Katie Schirmann @schirmks]

@MTA for weeks the 1 train has been so slow, jam packed, and not running nearly frequent enough during rush hour. Please, fix it.

[Katie Schirmann @schirmks]

@xboygeniusx Any chance you're able to share the set times for MSG tonight? 🥲

[Katie Schirmann @schirmks]

@TMFanSupport Are the new Eras Tour dates for 2024 completely sold out from the presale again, or will there be any sort of general sale to keep an eye out for?

[Katie Schirmann @schirmks]

On rainy days we listen to Radiohead I don’t make the rules.

[Katie Schirmann @schirmks]

2 guys came up to me today to ask if I had any awkward moments to share with them for a TikTok they were making for Awkward Moments Day (??)

I said no but little did they know they were speaking with the most awkward human alive.

[Katie Schirmann @schirmks]

Oops watched Aftersun and now I’m in love with Paul Mescal.

[Katie Schirmann @schirmks]

Happy to announce that in my 30s I’m no longer hesitant about eating the butt of the bread loaf.

[Katie Schirmann @schirmks]

@lights yes hello watching you sing nickelback and wondering when ded is out

[Katie Schirmann @schirmks]

My puppy gives me so much peace because I feel like he’s a sign that the universe is looking out for me and things will fall into place. After all, we found each other.

[Katie Schirmann @schirmks]

Got a new vacuum and now I just wanna vacuum everything it’s a pretty wild Saturday night.

[Katie Schirmann @schirmks]

The biggest plot twist of life so far is that those potato Birkenstocks from 7th grade are back in style in the year 2023.

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Son appreciation post 🖤🖤🖤

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@alexriahi Okay but are you talking about the people who stand up AND walk to the front of the aisle because if so then yes.

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Dog walker poop notifications 💩

[charlie @chunkbardey]

cannot stand when a problem can only be solved by time passing. why not a clever tool or a combination of like herbs

[Katie Schirmann @schirmks]

My heart.

[Katie Schirmann @schirmks]

Tough life bein’ a little Raisin ❤️

[pj @pjayevans]

There is a hole in a bagel just like an acoustic guitar but that is about where the similarities end

[Katie Schirmann @schirmks]

Today’s outfit says work from home, except at work.