friend

that’s why I ne

[Art of Life 🦋 @Art0fLife_]

If you want to transform your life in 6 months, read this:

[Conan, Summer Aesthete @conan_esq]

If you made it this far, thanks for reading. I encourage you to support independent authors or read things written before WW2, before “fandom” closed ranks. Old publishing is dead, they’re already in hell, good riddance, their books are trash.

[friend @schluchersucher]

@crybabybtzzz @HaileyBWinslow @FOXLA @POTUS @SecretService @LAPDHQ @JoeBiden Police brutality (especially the kind where protestors are thrown to the ground)

[friend @schluchersucher]

@AlexTheSalsaGuy @chippyy1337 @goodcharls It takes balls like fockin coconuts to come out and say that you’re a fockin afeist mate

[bro lets get ice cream after work @ascensionpost]

“Good morning! I’m [Name]. I’m [Age] and I’m trying to learn more about different careers. Would you mind if I took 10 minutes of your time over a coffee and asked you a few questions about your work?”

[friend @schluchersucher]

@doomed_shroom Every two years you see a new animal you’ve never seen before, like - “what the fuck is this”. Last one was capybara

[friend @schluchersucher]

@joesghost99 @CptMuchoTexto @reddit_TLCM + you have to admit that the absurdity and bluntness makes it pretty funny

[friend @schluchersucher]

@HamboiVT @PrinceCoochie She’s already perfect

[friend @schluchersucher]

@tulpapilled “Can’t talk I’m mewing right now“ - what I mumble, with my toung barely moving from the rough of the mouth, as the hottest girl in class is flirting with me

[Cpt. Mucho Texto @CptMuchoTexto]

@reddit_TLCM ✅Not Funny
✅Mostly Strawman
✅Motivated by Butthurt
❎Economically Illiterate
❎Never Original

Texto Rating: MODERADO

Extra Credit:

[Charls Carroll @goodcharls]

Come to Kuwait

[friend @schluchersucher]

@reddit_TLCM

[Vegan ∆s Fu©k @darlingkillers]

@Rothmus Freedums

[⚡️🌞 Sol Brah 🌞🐬 @SolBrah]

Tom the 🐐

[friend @schluchersucher]

@Nwah69856500 @la13folie @OrwellNGoode Judging by the US obesity rate most Americans do gorge tho

[Charls Carroll @goodcharls]

I've won.

[friend @schluchersucher]

@shirtsthtgohard Half of the things she likes is just fuckin