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| Controlled chaos | Paralegal | Animal Science |

[B̵̠̦̝̮̺͈̌͐̀̀͝ë̸̼͕̹̦̩͌̉́̌͋c̵̨͓̫̦̭͇͋c̶͇͔̮̗̓͑ȧ̴̹̰̫ @schlutty_]

Nothing like getting to your location and realizing that you left the memory card for your camera in your laptop 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

i got married at 31 which my friends in los angeles look at as like when a preschooler has a wedding on the playground and my family in missouri looks at as like when your grandma finally makes a friend in the nursing home

[B̵̠̦̝̮̺͈̌͐̀̀͝ë̸̼͕̹̦̩͌̉́̌͋c̵̨͓̫̦̭͇͋c̶͇͔̮̗̓͑ȧ̴̹̰̫ @schlutty_]

I definitely won the cat lottery. Not only can I give belly rubs (he begs for them), but I can put my whole face in his belly and kiss it with zero fear 😸

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Everyone talks about the male loneliness epidemic but no one talks about the hot, successful and smart girls who can’t find suitable partners cus dating in this day and age is equivalent to an involuntary check in at the mental hospital.

[villains enthusiast @aemondseyepatch]

the real female gaze btw

[Draft Jon Stewart 2028 @Stewart_2028]

Oh my god...

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Travelling by private jet to a conference about climate change is a level of detachment from reality that's impossible to grasp

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Best Halloween outfit I’ve seen yet

[LewLew Levity @LuluLevity]

No, it’s nice, it’s nice!!!

[B̵̠̦̝̮̺͈̌͐̀̀͝ë̸̼͕̹̦̩͌̉́̌͋c̵̨͓̫̦̭͇͋c̶͇͔̮̗̓͑ȧ̴̹̰̫ @schlutty_]

@renegademormon @sarahookr That was me! I could roll (and to my parents’ dismay, climb) before I could walk.

[𝐊𝐚𝐢•𝐫𝐨𝐬 🐞 @nyxwanga]

Good day to remind you that Dubai does not have any gold mines. This is a direct result of bloodshed from Sudan, facilitated by Kenya.
#FreeSudan

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

I cant believe this is happening every day all day while I'm at work.

[🏁 @concertleaks]

Billie Eilish is making a $11,500,000 donation to organizations dedicated to food equity and the climate crisis!

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH THEY ATE THIS SO BAD😭😭😭

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

i miss pre-AI internet already

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Man, I can’t stop thinking about the folks in Jamaica. This hurricane looks like it’s going to be brutal.

[IC SAMA @omidan_Ifemint]

Woke police here. Most women sit like this because car seats, seat belts and the entire structure of cars are not designed to fit/accommodate the female anatomy. They’re optimized for male body and yes that includes airbags.
But do you know who still gets into more accidents?

[Annia Ciezadlo @annia.bsky.social @annia]

does this remind you. of anything.

[helen @helen]

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters