Bonk Jones

nothin’ better than doin’ nothin’ 🐗 he/him

[Bonk Jones @schmarrison]

Me seeing chocolate oranges back on the shelves.

[Verneri Kontto 🕊 @vervalkon]

@FakeBab @hausofdecline

[Bonk Jones @schmarrison]

I stg Mr. Brightside was stuck in my head as I was scrolling and found this

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

white people when mr. brightside starts playing at the function

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

white people when mr. brightside starts playing at the function

[Bonk Jones @schmarrison]

When I refer to “life’s simple pleasures,” I’m referring to Oreos, fyi.

[Bonk Jones @schmarrison]

@kissinglesson I can't stop thinking about the Volvo 200 series.

[Bonk Jones @schmarrison]

No! I really really really don’t want Smormu!!

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

We better see more of him

[ryxn @itzryxxn]

shrek when he loses his mule-like sidekick

[Bonk Jones @schmarrison]

@miiyashei Where my 100% All-In Hardcore TF defenders at

[Bonk Jones @schmarrison]

Happy 3/19! I personally will be wishing all Harrisons a very hearing-back-from-that-recruiter-because-I-gotta-get-outta-here :)

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Apparently Japan became obsessed with RRR to the point that it's still playing in theaters there two years later and there's something magical about that

[Bonk Jones @schmarrison]

No, no, no! You’re DOIN it! This is peak farting around. Life is all about going out into the pitiless world and grabbing hold of the small sparks that call out to us as they drift by. Celebrate your success.

[kave @kvpqn]

Went to target for no reason today and this is what I walked out with. I really have no idea what I’m doing with my life anymore. I feel like someone else is driving my brain while I am sinking into a bottomless pit.. absolutely lifeless.

[Jacob Geller @yacobg42]

I’M MAKING A BOOK!!!
“How a Game Lives” is an annotated anthology of my favorite essays I’ve written– Fear of Cold, Who’s Afraid of Modern Art, and many more. Accompanying them will be NEW writing and NEW art, all wrapped in a truly gorgeous package. Link and more info below:

[alvwey @alavergawey__]

rip vonviddy

[pop culture @gagasyuyi]

in case dog days are over comes on

[undecided voter @eyeballslicer]

because we’re here on earth to fart around

[myspace girl numbers station @sheherzog]

Found an old classic in my google drive

[Dhe @dhewolf]

i physically cant stop laughing at this r/TwoSentenceHorror post

[Bonk Jones @schmarrison]

I may be depressed and insane, but I'm not stupid.

[Sal Gentile @salgentile]

Polls show that, somehow, most voters don’t know or have forgotten most of this, so here it is all in one place, as presented by @sethmeyers in tonight’s Closer Look: An overview of Donald Trump, the GOP nominee for president.

(And this is only a small fraction.)