Cass👽🛸

🏳️‍🌈🌈 ❤️ Working on saving & changing the planet 🌏 she/her(s)

[Cass👽🛸 @schmassidy]

Adult braces. 😁

[Cass👽🛸 @schmassidy]

Not my ex trying to hack my Amazon account three times in a week. Try harder, sweetie. 😘🤣

[Cass👽🛸 @schmassidy]

*patiently waits for US social media to lose it after that little ménage à trois scene during the opening ceremony*

[Cass👽🛸 @schmassidy]

Money and greed cultivate a truly toxic environment. The fucking blinders people have on because all they can see is profit. Please put one foot back in reality before you ruin everything.

[Cass👽🛸 @schmassidy]

If I’m ever rich, I’m hiring someone just to clean my mushrooms.

[Cass👽🛸 @schmassidy]

Some of y’all would be able to deal if you learned about humidity/RH and ran a dehumidifier in conjunction with your A/C.

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

Just know I’ll let the entire power grid go down and ruin all of our lives before my thermostat is set at 78°.

[Cass👽🛸 @schmassidy]

I wish my CC company would quit upping my limit. Having the borrowing power available for an emergency is great, but you aren't sucking me back into debt. 😉

[Cass👽🛸 @schmassidy]

Ex friends, ex lovers, no matter how it ended. We’ve all been ugly. I hope people have healed, grown, and are being the best version of themselves and finding peace, happiness, love, and abundance.

[Zainab Balogun 🇬🇧🇳🇬 @Zainab__Balogun]

Do you ever randomly think about someone from your past and think, “I hope you’re well, wherever you are”?

[Cass👽🛸 @schmassidy]

@TomW81256532 @GreatUSTreasure @JulianeWriter Where in her post did it state those people had some kind of addiction? You’re assuming because someone is struggling in this economy with basic necessities that they also struggle from addiction? That’s a weird, gigantic leap.

[Cass👽🛸 @schmassidy]

Bosses took us to play Top Golf today. The best way to play is to do it while getting paid. 😎

[Cass👽🛸 @schmassidy]

The announcers could try to hide their hard on for the bulldogs a little harder.

[Cass👽🛸 @schmassidy]

You were a dream. @GregoryAIsakov

[Cass👽🛸 @schmassidy]

@Mr_Krum13 @907Bex @GLewiii @PicturesFoIder You know….Google is a thing.

[Cass👽🛸 @schmassidy]

Why do people think hating on joyous, and/or trendy, and/or popular things makes them look cool? You look bitter AF.

[Cass👽🛸 @schmassidy]

Karma coming on first thing when I get into the car is just

[Cass👽🛸 @schmassidy]

CHIEFSSSSS KINGDOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! ❤️ 💛 ❤️ 💛 ❤️ 💛 ❤️ 💛

[Cass👽🛸 @schmassidy]

That was the best half time show in a while.

[Cass👽🛸 @schmassidy]

@stacia_jones_ Felt it in Wichita

[Cass👽🛸 @schmassidy]

Pretty sure of the 6,000+ photos/videos I have on my phone, 98% of them are my pets. I don’t know why I have to snap a pic every time they’re sleeping so sweetly. 😂

[Cass👽🛸 @schmassidy]

My dog smells like a corn chip. A stanky one. 😩 Only calling her corn chip from now on.