Ben Kormacki

Basically I just look around and check stuff out.

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Four logos. One terrible pen.

Runny ink, the worst blue. @uniball_usa

#BensPens

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@meesh_mash 1895er checking in. Best advice is to measure in good days, not good months.

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

Rudy Giuliani’s mugshot released by Fulton County Sheriff’s office

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@andyfillups For Spirit you need to pay the $25 fee for the MeetCute Premier service

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Polish mafia in a smoke filled Pittsburgh basement, rigging
pierogie races

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Me when I take in the groceries in one trip including the sparkling water

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Gaetz was photographed flexing after his argument with Mike Rogers (Getty)

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@TheKnicksWall Carefully

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#ChatGPT out of context

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@blumenfeld An oldie but goodie https://t.co/rOZez5BHoW

[amir @blumenfeld]

If this is the end of twitter, let's get sentimental and spread love, shall we-->

What's your favorite tweet of mine?

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Imagine losing two ex-wives in the same year, first Ivana and then Twitter.

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If it all ends here, I can live with this being my last Tweet

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Lemme just fire up the ol Twitter machine and see what's tren-

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Credit @Pink_Katillac

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To the tune of "September"

Ba-dee-ya
Killing spotted lanterns

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@jon_bois watching baseball

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Both can be true:

1. We all make moral compromises in our jobs.

2. There's a special place in hell for the person who scrubs cynical GIFs from the work version of Teams.

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@morninggloria "masterfully evident"

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Don't Brake While Approaching Tunnel Field

[Ryan Deto @RyanDeto]

Was there a new name for Heinz Field that Pittsburghers wouldn’t have been mad about?

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🙃

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America doesn't deserve a birthday party this year.

[Bougie Black Girl @BougieBlackGurl]

Y'all still not understanding. People see children as a punishment for women having sex. That's why some folks say the solution for women since Roe has been overturned is to "close your legs." Not once do they advocate men getting vasectomies or keeping their peens in their pants