Jen

Button pusher. Puppy tamer. Real good skier. Sushi lover. Cribbage ace. Mountain climber. Tired of everyone, but it hasn’t always been this way.

[Jen @schmidtface38]

Addie??

[weisselberger @weisselbergers]

Relatable.

[Jen @schmidtface38]

@AngryLawyerLady Long time professional photographer here. No. You are wrong. This is not how photos work…from the bits and pieces that were poorly blended, it looks like she (badly) pieced together a shot where all her kids were smiling.

[Jen @schmidtface38]

@JimmyDean is your all-natural pork sausage roll nitrate free?

[Jen @schmidtface38]

@DidKissingerD1e My husband has been following your account for a long time and yesterday, in frustration, he sipped his beer and verbally set this intention. Long story short, he now thinks he has magical powers ✨

[Jen @schmidtface38]

@AltMtRainier How scary! And how sad. Glad you are all right.

[Jen @schmidtface38]

@MacWBishop Calling this particular issue part of the trough of outrage economy is pretty offensive….idk, ask any woman who has ever been or will ever be of childbearing age. The very visceral anger we feel is justified. If a goofy TT helps people understand this clusterf#%, all the better.

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

Whenever I get to know someone who seems perfect, I end up disappointed. Whenever I get to know someone who I think is the worst of the worst, I'm pleasantly surprised. Angels and demons aren't real.

[Cooper @peakcooper]

#GPT4 saved my dog's life.

After my dog got diagnosed with a tick-borne disease, the vet started her on the proper treatment, and despite a serious anemia, her condition seemed to be improving relatively well.

After a few days however, things took a turn for the worse 1/

[Lake Tahoe @IAmLakeTahoe]

Pro tip: do not drive to #Tahoe to avoid winter weather.

#CAwx #AtmosphericRiver

[Lake Tahoe @IAmLakeTahoe]

Current conditions: not great.

#CAwx #AtmosphericRiver #Tahoe

[Jen @schmidtface38]

@clairewillett Nevada may be about to pass ranked choice voting + the ability for unaffiliated voters to primary. HUGE. 21% of our ballots (early and mail-in) aren’t yet counted. I’m so hopeful!

[Jen @schmidtface38]

“Pumpkin spice lattes aren’t even good” I whisper to myself as I drive away from Starbucks clutching my iced decaf soy caramel macchiato.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

👏 give 👏 lizzo 👏 more 👏 haunted 👏 artifacts

[Jen @schmidtface38]

@drclairetaylor Thank you for this thread — my chest pain + IST/SVT started Jan ‘22. No known COVID but I wondered about asymptomatic infection. Docs didn’t go nearly as deep w/ diagnostics. Idiopathic/“episodic.” I’m on Diltiazem & have altered lifestyle to control it. Is it worth revisiting?

[what kind of dog is this @genius_dogs]

absolutely the best thing you'll see all day, month, year, century