Lauren Schmidt

Very Funny. Let's All Laugh At The Duck.

[Corey Walker 🇺🇸 @CoreyWriting]

We are cooked as a society longterm. Not only are we becoming increasingly antisemitic, we are also dumb. The notion that Iran having nukes is "no big deal" is both absurd and indicates a severe lack of critical thinking skills.

[Eylon Levy @EylonALevy]

Every time you see "Hamas says" or "according to the Gaza Health Ministry"—it's the same people who sent back executed baby Kfir Bibas in a coffin labeled with his brother's name, and sent back a random corpse instead of their mother.

[Vivid.🇮🇱 @VividProwess]

Heavy rain in Israel. The skies are crying for you, angel.

You deserved to live.

[Heidi Bachram @HeidiBachram]

Hamas are delaying hostage releases and we are still waiting for Shiri Bibas and her boys and three elderly men, Shlomo, Oded and Itzik. They should all have been home.

WHERE ARE THEY?

[Israel ישראל @Israel]

Alon Ohel
Amiram Cooper
Ariel Bibas
Ariel Cunio
Aryeh Zalmanovich
Asaf Hamami
Avera Mengistu
Aviv Atzili
Avinatan Or
Bar Kupershtien
Bipin Joshi
Daniel Perez
David Cunio
Dror Or
Edan Alexander
Eitan Avraham Mor
Eitan Horn
Eitan Levy
Eliya Cohen
Eliyahu Margalit
Elkana Bohbot
Evyatar David
Gad Haggai
Gali Berman
Guy Gilboa Dalal
Guy Illouz
Hadar Goldin
Hisham al-Sayed
Iair Horn
Idan Shtivi
Ilan Weiss
Inbar Haiman
Itay Chen
Itzik Elgarat
Joshua Loitu Mollel
Judith Weinstein-Haggai
Kfir Bibas
Lior Rudaeff
Matan Angrest
Matan Zangauker
Maxim Herkin
Meni Godard
Mohammad Al-Atrash
Nimrod Cohen
Oded Lifshitz
Ofra Keidar
Ohad Yahalomi
Omer Neutra
Omer Shem Tov
Omer Wenkert
Omri Miran
Oz Daniel
Pinta Netafong
Ran Gvili
Rom Braslavski
Ronen Engel
Sagui Dekel Chen
Sahar Baruch
Sasha (Alexander) Trufanov
Segev Kalfon
Shay Levinson
Shiri Bibas
Shlomo Mansour
Sottisak Rintlak
Suntaya Akrasi
Tamir Adar
Tamir Nimrodi
Tal Haimi
Tal Shoham
Tsachi Idan
Uriel Baruch
Yair Yaakov
Yonatan Samerano
Yosef Chaim Ohana
Yossi Sharabi
Ziv Berman

Say their names.

[Hen Mazzig @HenMazzig]

Kanye ran a Super Bowl ad last night directing millions to his website—where the only item for sale is a shirt with a swastika on it.

How is this not a national scandal? How did this air without backlash? How is the site still up? Jews have warned you that antisemitism is becoming mainstream. That thing you promised won’t happen again? It’s happening again.

[Hen Mazzig @HenMazzig]

TORTURED FOR BEING JEWISH.

[Hen Mazzig @HenMazzig]

Eli Sharabi with his mother and sister.❤️
The fact that the rest of his family isn’t here is breaking my heart.

[no context the west wing @LemonLymancom]

Personally I have never moved on from this

[Israel ישראל @Israel]

Tonight, millions of Jews in Israel and around the world will come together to mark Hanukkah — a festival which celebrates the triumph of light over darkness.

As we light the Hanukkiah, we pray for the hostages being held captive in Gaza.
May the light of Hanukkah pierce the darkness, bringing hope, strength, and the swift return of our loved ones.

Happy Hanukkah 🕎

[leekern @leekern13]

Merry Christmas. Muslim terrorists have tried to murder millions of people with missiles at 4.21 am

[Lauren Schmidt @schmidtsallgood]

@sourtourtickets 🙋🏽‍♀️

[Lauren Schmidt @schmidtsallgood]

@erastourticks @RogersCentre @taylorswift13 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️

[Lauren Schmidt @schmidtsallgood]

@erastourticks @RogersCentre 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Lauren Schmidt @schmidtsallgood]

@erastourticks @RogersCentre Let it once be meeee 🙏🏼

[no context the west wing @LemonLymancom]

Okay, that's a good idea. You've been convicted of multiple felonies. You think the U.S. Secret Service lets you walk around this building unescorted?

[Emily Schrader - אמילי שריידר امیلی شریدر @emilykschrader]

So far reports of 25 Israeli Jews injured and at least 50 arrested including those of Turkish and Iranian descent (according to Dutch police). The foreign ministry has opened a hotline to assist as many Jews are hiding and the Amsterdam pogrom is ongoing

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

Breaking: Reports coming out of Amsterdam that massive groups of immigrants are trying to lynch Maccabi Tel Aviv fans.

So far there are reports of people waiting with knives in the alleys, stampedes, firecrackers thrown into hotels. This is Europe 2024.

[Hen Mazzig @HenMazzig]

The pogrom in Amsterdam: people saying “I’m not Jewish” to try and save their lives from being lynched by the mob.

Europe, 2024.