schmohnpirate

28 🌶 lurking and laughing.

[schmohnpirate @schmohnpirate]

Fuck this shit I'm out

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I hope my cats know holding them against their will and disturbing their sleep with kisses is how I express my love

[schmohnpirate @schmohnpirate]

Ich tanze seit Stunden, ich tanze allein, aber warte man, gleich setzt die Bassline ein 🌙

[kirst *:･ﾟ≽°ܫ°≼ @plushieaxolotl]

if twitter goes down we will all meet here

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

some of you guys were either bullied too much or not enough i can’t tell

[schmohnpirate @schmohnpirate]

Nvm back on track

[schmohnpirate @schmohnpirate]

noch'n bisschen auf der sad-girl-welle surfen, Montag wieder bad-bitch-mode.

[astrology bot @astrogolistic]

opening up right now probably won't end well, sagittarius

[schmohnpirate @schmohnpirate]

@astrogolistic It really didn't, damn

[Angel Ali🚩 @AngelAli420]

Might ask the barista to add four pumps of bleach to my Caramel Frappuccino

[schmohnpirate @schmohnpirate]

AHHHHHHHH

[bpd at the disco @DeepHydrangeas]

Bpd makes me bored so easily sometimes. I live in extremes, I feel everything so intensely, every minute is a surprise, i am literally always backasswards. So when I am around "normal" ppl I often find myself bored af because they are predictable, typical, rational, and balanced.

[Koko @mysticalasf]

I hate to admit it but you can definitely tell what my favorite zodiac energies are by my posts
Can’t wait for crackhead Sagittarius season

[🔮 @Cosmicenergy_]

Venus is now in Sagittarius until Dec 9th

If you have any sag placements in your birth chart this will be an extremely lucky time, you could experience something completely new or even deepen a love connection. Regardless expect to feel happier going forward 🥰

[astrology bot @astrogolistic]

falling in love with sagittarius is like finding $10 on the floor, amazing

[nina @ninagrewrites]

pretending not to care about someone is very uncool. life as we know it can end with no warning. so if we want to be a cool person, it involves being honest and telling people how we feel about them while we still can.

[schmohnpirate @schmohnpirate]

Wie ich es vermisst habe in der Bahn mit dröhnender Musik auf den Ohren zu sitzen und die Gedanken einfach vorbeiziehen zu lassen.

[trash jones @jzux]

therapy is so funny, like hi i’m here for my crying appointment