Chronic Bucketz getter

Time Magazine 2006 Bucketz getter of the year.

[Chronic Bucketz getter @schnephew]

If the simulation can put me in the summer between 2nd and 3rd grade, sitting in the cloth bucket seat of a '97 Z71, listening to a fuzzy AM radio baseball game, leaving the lake after getting rained out with the promise of a coke icee for the drive back then fuck the real world

[Chronic Bucketz getter @schnephew]

Some random city bus driver whose route just happens to run through an area where this dude jogs has an opportunity to do the funniest thing in 2039

[Tyler Daniel - Health | Wealth | Mindset @thetylerdaniel]

Bryan Johnson just announced he'll become Immortal by 2039.

‣ Biological age of 18 (he's 48)
‣ Spent $2M/year reversing aging
‣ Heart health better than 99% of 18-year-olds

4 protocols you can steal (for free) to reverse aging, boost energy, & look 10 years younger 👇🧵

[Chronic Bucketz getter @schnephew]

GOAT heater setting.

[Big Grizz @AAM_Junior]

Gotta open the dome on a nice day

[Chronic Bucketz getter @schnephew]

Now wait a god damn minute

[Chronic Bucketz getter @schnephew]

Life comes at u fast

[Chronic Bucketz getter @schnephew]

It sucks that there's no Twitter clone that falls in between Super Weenie Hut Jr and Little India NaziBot Boomerbaitville

[yeruyeru @potatohqhq]

You werent joking

[Chronic Bucketz getter @schnephew]

This type of dumb usually frustrates the shit out of me but for some reason this particular time is really funny instead

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Kim Kardashian says she no longer believes in psychics after they told her she would pass the California bar exam she failed:

“[They’re] all f**king full of sh*t.”

[Chronic Bucketz getter @schnephew]

November.

[Chronic Bucketz getter @schnephew]

Charlie Kirk DIED?!?

[Chronic Bucketz getter @schnephew]

They should make fridges with ice makers that work and don't have to be fixed every few months. Seems sort of short sighted

[Chronic Bucketz getter @schnephew]

It's kinda crazy how many Gen z people vape given how super mega gay it is

[Chronic Bucketz getter @schnephew]

One of the biggest cancers in sports media is the hyper-lazy overreporting of certain players.

Last week, @NFL bothered to type a tweet about Micah not getting a sack one play. This is literally Judge standing for a normal amount of time.

Someone needs to face the wall for this

[ESPN @espn]

Aaron Judge waited for over two minutes on the top step for the Yankees to take the field 🥹

He could not wait for Game 3 💪

[Detroit Moments @DetroitMoments]

What are they feeding these lions tiktokers man

[Chronic Bucketz getter @schnephew]

There might not be anyone on the planet who does it worse than McAfee

[NWS Tallahassee @NWSTallahassee]

9/10/25 AM 🦗🤫🤞🙌 👍

@NWSJacksonville @NWSTampaBay @NWSMelbourne @NWSMiami @NWSKeyWest @NWSMobile @NWSNewOrleans @NWSLakeCharles @NWSCorpus @NWSHouston @NWSBrownsville

[Chronic Bucketz getter @schnephew]

The only logic you could try to use to explain this would be deliberately ranking UF higher because you assume the majority of others won't rank them at all and you're trying to offset that, even slightly, so that they stay in the top 25.

It's either that or genuine incompetence

[USFBULLS69 @usfbulls69]

.@haleymsawyer’s response to CFB fans criticizing her AP Ballot:

“I don’t want to go too much into my process or logic… It’s really fun but it doesn’t probably matter in the end.”

Sawyer moved Florida up two spots after losing to USF on Saturday. 😵‍💫

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Lee Corso's final pick should've been between Israel & Palestine.

[Chronic Bucketz getter @schnephew]

Even though it's hilarious, the sickening thing about Arch Manning shitting the bed is that everyone is attributing it to Matt Patricia's wack ass