keke

i respect the sabbath unless the sabbath disrespects me

[keke @schoolboykyo]

When your friend calls u a hoe

[pp-vdk @ bleu sky @sloppyposts]

Today Uganda announced a bill to legalize murdering gay people. National Christian Organization paid a preacher to go to Uganda and help their lawmakers with the bill. Chick-fil-a funds National Christian Org.

If you eat at Chick-fil-a, this is what your money goes to.

[Daniel Garcia @DanielxXxGarcia]

If you ask a white person "how's it going?" And they respond with "it's going" that roughly translates to "contemplating killing myself."

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Sorry, until George W. Bush is brought to justice for the crimes of the Iraq War, (including American-lead torture, Iraqi deaths & displacement, and the deep scars—emotional & otherwise—inflicted on our military that served his folly), we can’t even begin to talk about kindness.

[AIDA @shutupaida]

all these 5’3’’ bitches be postin meg lyrics. shut up bitch u not a stallion. u a shetland pony

[Joe Rumrill @2tonbug]

I want a Joker type movie, but about the fucked-up circumstances that led that guy to become Mr. Bean

[Strange Kracker @trippyspacewubs]

If your boyfriend is on xans you single to me.
Wtf he gonna do?? Remember?

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

i hope wherever sufjan stevens is he is ok and drinking water

[keke @schoolboykyo]

Was it the CHOPPED idea🙄

[jimmy🦋 @aricurrz]

This morning’s cancer walk. I pitched my first fundraising idea too and I’m super excited about it!

[keke @schoolboykyo]

@mayamisra2 me getting a zero for doing nothing

[keke @schoolboykyo]

i still treat completion of work as optional and am shocked every time i get a zero on an assignment