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This is my proudest moment. Spamming for rewards in a dumb app.

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@Postmates_Help a driver just delivered food to my house intended for someone else. How do I get it to the right person?

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@JoyceWhiteVance If a frozen embryo remains in a cryogenic state for 16 years and is then later thawed out and carried to delivery, is it old enough to drive?

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@HeyLittleTank I reinstalled Twitter just to say I hope you had a happy birthday? I really reinstalled Twitter just for that? Yup. Apparently. Happy birthday!

Also… I feel really weird about calling you little tank.

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Should I delete

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@PemberDucky

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I am interrupting this very long streak of Twitter silence to say “happy birthday @PemberDucky!”

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#Geno

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How long before USC, ND, Michigan, OSU and Oregon also join the SEC?

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@PemberDucky once again it is the day that marks the earth’s revolution around the sun to the point that it once was on the day your mom pooped you out. Happy Birthday!

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My kid was in the middle of a standardized test for advanced placement when the iMac decided to update involuntarily. Thanks, @Apple

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Defense counsel: if the mob throws a fit, you must acquit!

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I never in my life thought I would know about the shape of wombats’ poop, but here we are. https://t.co/3ifNl5KCSl

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@EvaninSEA Some people just really love dicks

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Pretty sure the Galactic Empire never had to deal with OSHA standards for fall protection. Why is the Death Star so full of unprotected gangways? How many contractors died building it?

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This was never the Seahawks’ year. I didn’t have my hopes up and this game is exactly what I thought it would be.

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@TwitterSafety Woohoo!

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So damn tired of living in a country that treats Black grief as a threat and white rage as a sacrament

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@CBSNews This seems like quality analysis to CBS because all of its reporters are 100 years old.