James Schulkes

usually asleep

[James Schulkes @schulkes]

Pinning so it’s easy to find to show Evie

[Grande @Sixrande]

all in a day's work

[James Schulkes @schulkes]

Why’s @MicahRichards dressed like an imperial general? Has he been cast in a new @starwars film? @BBCMOTD @RestIsFootball

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Capitalism is so good that it has only existed for 0.00000011% of the Earth's life, yet in that time it has helped push the planet toward a mass extinction event.

[James Schulkes @schulkes]

They broke fouracres! Another great @snlukupdates

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@anti_diluviann @Brocklesnitch That was Robert Downey jr, different person

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@AndyMitten Where only 1 in 3 know how to wear sunglasses

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@EatDirtBlock

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@edgarwright @RunningManMovie Why does it list Michael Bacall twice in the ‘screenplay by’ credit?

[James Schulkes @schulkes]

Lot of fun watching @RunningManMovie with intro and q&a from @edgarwright at @BFI southbank!

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@harry_jrh Croydon just naturally looks that way

[James Schulkes @schulkes]

@OC The timeline is listening to your concerns!

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

this was a generational reading like he ate him up so bad here i’m sorry LMFAOOO😭😭😭

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#WPCponds

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@Matti_Animation Need to get whoever edited Mathew Baynton on @taskmaster on it

[Mal @UtdMaI]

Records held by Manchester United Football Club that may never be broken 🤯

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@topgeararchive Is that @CountBinface ?

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@chrisjlongman @ChrisMoyles which brass band did the musical arrangements this morning? @RadioX

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@ignatius_sancho have you been there every night or was it just tonight?

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@thameswater What works are planned, as there’s nothing happening at the moment? It’s just being used for tankers to queue until they drive up the road for sewage to be pumped. There’s no need for that right turn to be closed. There’s are several car parks nearby, can’t you use one of those?

[James Schulkes @schulkes]

Hi @thameswater you’re yet again doing sewer work at Robin Hood roundabout on the A3 in Kingston Vale. It’s at least the 3rd time in the past year, what’s going on? Why does this keep happening here? Is there a point when it will be fixed for good?

[James Schulkes @schulkes]

@thameswater What’s different about the works this time that medicates closing the turn into Kingston Hill? You’ve probably been there for 6 of the last 18 months and it’s never been closed. The school run starts again next week and it’s going to cause chaos