molly

beautiful, ambitious, and untalented

[g @34rths]

I'm like if a Hopeless romantic was Avoidant

[james tom @jestom]

"I asked chatgpt"
I confided in amazon
I confessed to mcdonald's
I have an inside joke with exxon mobil

[molly @schwolly]

Last night we let the screwball peanut butter whiskey talk

[molly @schwolly]

Taking over/unders on how this airport meatball sub is going to affect my stomach

[dom ﾒ𝟶 ✮⋆˙ @FILMR0SE]

why is it never woody allen or roman polanski

[molly @schwolly]

@1havebadeyes I dont have a vape…

[molly @schwolly]

Jo from vanderpump is a young Kelly bensimon no I won’t elaborate

[molly @schwolly]

I need to know what the RHONJ have to say about this

[molly @schwolly]

Just found out my dad participated in a tom selleck look alike contest in the 80s… we’re bringing back the ancient texts

[dykette @raggedyhip]

I’m so autistic about the real housewives it’s not even funny

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

ok i’m at the point of RHONY where i think legally they should euthanize ramona singer

[Dorian DeBose @VerboseDebose]

Young men voting for Trump: you're less than garbage. You're pathetic. You're imbeciles. You lack empathy and you think that makes you strong. You will never find what you're looking for.

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

on season 4 of rhony and ramona singer behaves in ways i didn’t know existed

[Adrian @grandeures]

can't kill myself because i'm convinced i'm gonna be really good at being 34

[molly @schwolly]

You don’t need drugs and alcohol you just need to rearrange your living room

[𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚢𝚌𝚞𝚙𝚌𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 @messycupcakes]

being the single friend with a horrific dating life isn’t easy but someone has to do it

[rachel coster @rcosterr]

Having a crush will have you using emojis you’ve never DREAMT of

[molly @schwolly]

@tuckfwelvey I thought this was okja