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“Show me your tits.”

This is how our relationship began. Today we call ourselves #coronafriends because we have decided to #socialdistance and #quarantine together even though we barely know one another.

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A friend in the academy (communications) recently lost her job and is looking for alternatives.

Does anyone know of a headhunter agency that could help her?

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@elonmusk Reinstate non-celebs whose accounts were suspended for no reason. I hadn’t even tweeted in months when my account was suspended out of the blue.

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If you haven’t peer reviewed a paper in a while, or ever, and yet you have published multiple articles then you suck.

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@chrisbrauck @GovRonDeSantis @FLSERT @TampaElectric What crossroads?

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@AmandaMurdie Not just exhausted but burned out, in a rut, etc. Calgon take me away.

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Cock-Blocked by Macron, French Return to Sex Clubs—Balls, Brie, and Masks https://t.co/3oiOEzC7yZ

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@AxnCarli @shuDiplomacy Yes. Just looking at simple comparisons.

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There are faculty at research universities that do not know what a significance test is. I’m shook.

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😂😂😂

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@HolbrookTom @smsaideman IKR!

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HELP!

I found a new academic job for the Fall but if i resign from my current academic job i won’t have healthcare for the summer. How do i let my chair know so he can look for a replacement but keep my healthcare?

#academictwitter

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@kyle_e_haynes What did i miss or we talking about Florida man?

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@smsaideman I talked to them on the phone actually but I’ll figure it out. Thanks.

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@smsaideman And by receipts i assume you mean these tweets. Lol.

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I don’t want to leave my dept and chair high and dry in the fall but HR says health insurance will cancel almost immediately. Surely others have dealt with this but Uni doesn’t seem to care and no, I’m not going to pay for Cobra.

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@alcmelis Find a mentor inside and outside your department. You’ll be awesome!

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@smsaideman You’re absolutely right. Ughhh.

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Does your university have a policy against students being assholes?

One wrote that a question on final exam was “ridiculously dumb” and has been insubordinate in other ways which i have ignored until now. The only thing i can think to do is give zero points for that answer.