SconeAU

Administrative services professional, always witty, sometimes pretty.

[SconeAU @scone73]

@mikjcal 100% this. How was maccas ?

[SconeAU @scone73]

@CampbellNewman Oh shush!

[SconeAU @scone73]

@SirBazkins78 Pfft. I turned 50, 4 weeks ago, and today got an invite from the government to pop my poop in a baggie and send it back to them.

[SconeAU @scone73]

@MrTwub Isn’t this your third birthday in the last 5 months ???

[SconeAU @scone73]

@kingdelrosario Yup! All the sites they manage for us are gone. 6.5 hours now

[Tim Ferguson @RealTimFerguson]

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[Brisbane Airport ✈️ @BrisbaneAirport]

🌩️ Storms are once again rolling acrossBrisbane this morning. 🌩️
We are open. The use of runways and aprons may be slowed for safety. Find out more about what happens at the airport during storms. 👉https://t.co/5q2yUd7sFb

[Scott Morrison - Former PM of Australia (parody) @scottyfrommktg]

I would begrudgingly like to thank Kevin Rudd who has called Telstra on my behalf and negotiated a $30 discount on my phone plan

[Benjamin Law 羅旭能 @mrbenjaminlaw]

Bless the tradies outside our apartment who aren’t working to Triple M and are instead blasting Kylie with no fucks to give

[SconeAU @scone73]

@dj_stocks12 Damn! #sizzle

[SconeAU @scone73]

@rainonme85 Fully restored, locked and loaded ! 😍

[SconeAU @scone73]

@mrbenjaminlaw And this is why you are part of the gay royals xx

[Jeß @Jebb2trappy]

the entirety of europe watching the news rn #civilwar2021

[Mrs Satan 🔥🌸 @MrsSatantweets]

First Trump, then a vaccine, now that new shelf’s fallen down - honestly, I can’t trust my husband to do anything properly

[chrisdawesome96 @chrisdawesome10]

Retweet if you are from Brisbane, Queensland, keen to see local content 🧡

[SconeAU @scone73]

@Agent547 @SoVeryBritish Giving gobbies by the lake is impossible with a mask on

[SconeAU @scone73]

@Agent547 @SoVeryBritish This has been the longest 5 months. Don’t get me started on dogging. Farkucovid

[SconeAU @scone73]

@MacLyon7 FYI. Muchow road is named after landholders with the same name. Pronounced MOW-co :-)

[SconeAU @scone73]

@bthouston11 @Facebook @instagram Yup! None of my scheduled posts in the last 24 hours across my accounts have actually posted. And can no longer use Mobile app, so have to be chained to my desktop

[SconeAU @scone73]

@vanOnselenP So what’s this then .... https://t.co/X1FlpNqJCH