Judge Jurian Executioner

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[Vermont Public @vermontpublic]

Amanda Janoo has won the Democratic primary for governor of Vermont, beating challenger Aly Richards.

She will face Republican Gov. Phil Scott in the general election.

Live results: https://t.co/tKu3A7teia

[Judge Jurian Executioner @sconeboyy]

@scottbaileyBTV @JKSaba44 You should proofread this. It is littered with typos and almost incomprehensible.

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

violence apparently will not help the palestinian cause for statehood, but violence is okay for the israeli cause of defense. so once again, only one group is allowed to do any violence, the other has to just die. this is the repeated stance of the democratic party

[Q @QRSTUV132]

Amazing things are happening at the Bill Simmons subreddit

[Alex Nichols @Lowenaffchen]

Instead of abolishing Daylight Savings Time we should split it up until it becomes unnoticeable. Losing or gaining 5 minutes per month, 9.8 seconds per day, 0.4 seconds per hour, 0.0006 seconds per second. Old clocks would have to be destroyed

[Judge Jurian Executioner @sconeboyy]

PREDICTION: @stavvybaby is extending his trip to Burlington

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

To prove that I'm a true gamer.. This is a pic of me playing Fallout 4 in the Delivery Room. Waiting on Chanel..

[Judge Jurian Executioner @sconeboyy]

@mourningprsn @barbarismcrit I called it that to everyone at the party so it’s my fault no one drank it

[Judge Jurian Executioner @sconeboyy]

@bryan_johnson Do you jerk yourself to test? Or get help from your team?

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

No. 4 pick in the NBA draft to the Charlotte Hornets: Kon Knueppel.

[Judge Jurian Executioner @sconeboyy]

Wife is out - time for manslop

[Dan Greenberg @StoolGreenie]

If GS loses tomorrow, the 2nd round won't include

LeBron, Kawhi, Giannis, Luka, Steph, Butler, Harden

Times are a-changin'

[Judge Jurian Executioner @sconeboyy]

@ScatPa No help needed! Only non-moving activities. I have a lot of local family luckily

[Judge Jurian Executioner @sconeboyy]

Moving to Burlington Friday . DM if you want to an IRL friend for activities

[actually it’s good @yungchomsky]

sorry, not interested in "the white lotus"... busy dealing with "the orange POTUS"

[Judge Jurian Executioner @sconeboyy]

Greater Burlington area residents will celebrate

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

@elonmusk DOGE should take a look at cancelling the F-35 program. It is crazy expensive and every task it is designed for can be achieved by drones.

With Starlink, pilots can be in Utah or Arizona or anywhere. No need to put pilots on planes for military missions.

[Judge Jurian Executioner @sconeboyy]

Wife just went through my socks and threw away all the ones with holes and re-matched them. IM PISSED

[AKW @allkanyewest]

Posting the funniest Kanye clip again for the culture.

[Judge Jurian Executioner @sconeboyy]

@yungchomsky Glad to see you know broccolini

[Judge Jurian Executioner @sconeboyy]

@mourningprsn 🔫