hannah horvath: gross on the bathroom floor

wherever you go, there you are

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Craziest thing is how much TV ads still sway elections. I cannot remember the last time I saw a television commercial.

[blayne c. @blaynecs]

new sen. kennedy banger just dropped: "Lulu Lenins"

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

"There's no place, any place, for criticism of the government of Israel in the Democratic Party," longtime party consultant James Carville tells CNN.

[Coors Bankroll @dweebstomper]

Stole a cumtown joke at the bar last night and the guy said I’m the funniest person he’s ever met

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

First US senate delegation fully fluent in Arabic!

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

Uh, socialist wins in Michigan Senate.
Better deploy scorching New York Free Press editorial:

[Anti @antipiker]

abdul and mallory now

[hannah horvath: gross on the bathroom floor @mourningprsn]

@themeasuredtake ok but if i had a video of hasan dapping me up i’d be insufferable. you worked your ass off for abdul girl, you deserve it!!!

[hannah horvath: gross on the bathroom floor @mourningprsn]

lowkey i would only ask for pics with my ops because it’s a sign of disrespect. if i love you parasocially i vow to NEVER ask for a pic if i meet you

[palki 🌹 @themeasuredtake]

I ASKED OLIVIA REINGOLD FOR A PICTURE AND SHE SAID NO. SHE STARED AT ME WITH NARROW EYES AND SAID “NO THANK YOU THOUGH”

[hannah horvath: gross on the bathroom floor @mourningprsn]

@barbarismcrit “I had to close TWO of my daughter’s shops!” is the actual quote from Ernie Pomerleau that Seven Days editorialized for some reason?? So relatable, Mr. Pomerleau, thank you!!!

[hannah horvath: gross on the bathroom floor @mourningprsn]

@chap42chap @barbarismcrit Food not Cops in Burlington, VT does their daily distro/community meal in a newly-renovated park in the main downtown area (where all the unsheltered-unhoused folks live and access their services) and the city council dems don’t don’t want to look at it anymore.

[imtravis @im__travis]

@barbarismcrit we're allowed to lib out on election night, it's in the by-laws

[Michael @Socdem_Michael]

@umichvoter Pete voted Stevens. Chasten voted Abdul secretly.

[tré easton @treeaston]

I WANT THE MICHIGAN SENATE PRIMARY TO BE OVER

[DEI speedwagon🌹🇵🇸 〽️ NO on Prop 43 @uhshanti]

fuck em up Socrates

[Sam Robinson @samueljrob]

“You are our pride and joy, you are the best of who we are,” supporter Reda Taleb of Dearborn tells El-Sayed.

[Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf]

I love this episode of SpongeBob SquarePants where squidward moves to his postwar suburbia white ethnostate and goes mad because without the Dionysian energy that is brought into his life by his little yellow neighbor who he thinks he hates, his life is actually boring and meaningless

[Don't become one of Hitler's children 🇵🇸🍉🇨🇺 @DickCheneyFacts]

@infinite_jaz Huh invasive, nonindigenous trees not faring well and creating new problems? It's almost a metaphor but a little too obvious.

[Taylor Owens @taylorowens37]

yeah i love the odyssey

[A Spectre Haunting Broad Street @WerknBlerk]

This lighting is crazy I thought this was the SNL set