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coaches don’t play

[t. @taeseru]

you gotta have a full life + circle of friends to return to at the end of the day and simply think of yourself as an anthropologist who’s in the field part time. that’s when the #fun begins

[zie @middaytrsyt]

Who up smoking bisexual marlboros

[H4. 🇵🇸 @hxmza1]

They called me a mad man when I said full time WFH sucks.

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

one thing nobody prepares you for early on in life is how almost all the forces that will change your direction and trajectory in your adult life will come from totally random meetings and opportunities that defy all planning and assumptions

[Wes༄࿔ @wwwesleycom]

We're supposed to

[stephen @henstepping]

I miss that guy

[coconut @coconutgrlll]

no #listentodistrackbitch

[J Williamson @JayDGW]

we’re done splitting the g, we now set the table

[☁️🌕☁️ @toofloof]

women can be emotionally unavailable and just want sex for selfish reasons too

[mariana @pastapilled]

guy I accidentally ghosted twice in the past month called me an international woman of mystery instead of a piece of shit

[rachel tensions @halfsaiid]

was neutral on audrey hobert but now i have to double down on liking her cause of this weird misogynistic backlash

[sexual penis @sexual__penis]

In America if you catch feelings for the guy you’re fucking and spending all your time with you have to have this weird conversation and then not to see each other for a few months until it goes away and you can fuck again

[MICHAEL MEDRANO @stachepapi]

realizing that a lot of you on here are actual losers who will never understand how good it feels to love something you do this much. and ultimately i feel sorry for you and anyone else clowning this dude for having passion

[meg man @MegManClone]

Banned myself from analyzing interpersonal relationships for a few months

[Johan Lenox @johanlenox]

thats all of them alright

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I need to Drink More Water and I need to Take Vitamins and I need to Stretch More and I need to Read more Books and I need to Get better at Playing the Guitar and I need to Figure out Why I can’t Accept or Express Love and I need to Become more Goated and I have to do it All Now

[Alexandra Semenova @alexandraandnyc]

Proud Hugo Spritz early adopter here. Nice to see the market finally catching up.

[john playful @john_playful]

Sometimes I’ll see the posts talking about how Gen Z as a collective isn’t having sex or drinking or going to parties and I’m like that can’t possible be true because everyone I know does all of those things but then I remembered that I’m cool and all of my friends are cool

[h @scorslight]

@whatthehellsure Running out of original sentences

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

Everyone who works harder than me is guilty of romanticizing their academic calling. Everyone who does less work than me is a lazy hack. Only I know the exactly correct balance between being exploited and phoning it in