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old account please follow @thescottyallen for my latest mishaps

[old account @scottanderallen]

After account confusion caused by a name similarly with a Brazillian porn star (true but long story) I have finally consolidated my twitter identity over at @thescottyallen - so if for some reason you want to keep following me please go there as this account is going bye bye.

[old account @scottanderallen]

In they end they chose to no-show and face the consequences, but NO ONE should be under this kind of pressure in this crisis. National chain, should know better. Shocking.

[old account @scottanderallen]

A shift supervisor at a place one of my offspring works at was sent for a COVID test and told to isolate while waiting for results. When they informed their manager, they were told it was their responsibility to get their shifts covered and if they couldn’t they must work. 1/2

[old account @scottanderallen]

Tonight’s dinner. No one writes recipes like @aliceinframes - reading each step is like chatting with a friend.

[News Breakfast @BreakfastNews]

Are you looking for a dish that is easy, freezer friendly and tastes really good? Then you need to see @aliceinframes' pilaf recipe!

"It is so low fuss and yet it looks so impressive!"

And if you want to try it at home here is the full rundown: https://t.co/kzFjtSAvT7

[old account @scottanderallen]

Fantastic.

[Tim @t_coxsen]

I was buying groceries today & the checkout guy asked if I wanted a Courier Mail or an Australian for free. I said 'No thanks, I like my fiction to not pretend it's factual.'
He laughed & told me 'We can't give these away!'
We laughed & laughed!

[old account @scottanderallen]

Of course there are giant flying space ants coming. OF COURSE THERE ARE. https://t.co/pmvmDfxEP5

[Barrie Cassidy @barriecassidy]

You know he’s right.

[old account @scottanderallen]

When can “thought leader” go away? Who needs “thought leadership”? People with no thoughts? Are people who award themselves that title trying to control our minds?? Find new words - it’s just dumb.

[old account @scottanderallen]

People who want to reverse into parking spots should first have to sit a test showing they can do it in less than 47 attempts.

[old account @scottanderallen]

Beautiful, talented Naya Rivera. I was already sad, and then this video broke my heart. Shattered.

[E! News @enews]

And we wish Naya Rivera's baby boy Josey and her family all the love in the world.

"I love you in the morning
And in the afternoon,
I love you in the evening
And underneath the moon;
Oh, Skidamarink a dink a dink,
Skidamarink a doo,
I love you."

[old account @scottanderallen]

@EduSum @DebbieDunwoody Inspirational leadership.

[old account @scottanderallen]

🖐🏻

[old account @scottanderallen]

Cher for President of Everything

[Cher @cher]

“FLIRTING”,ARE U FKNG KIDDING ME. NO ONE’S COMING 2 RESCUE US.
SCIENTISTS KNOW WHAT TO DO,BUT OUR PRES.HAS NO”NATIONAL”PLAN,& IS PARALYZED. NO LEADERSHIP‼️We used to be a beacon🔦in the 🌏When it Came TO💉🔬🧪Now they pity or abhor Us. WE ARE SHAMED & WE HAVE NO ONE TO GO TO

[old account @scottanderallen]

Flesh Eating Bacteria throws its... whatever in the ring for the 2020 Calendar of Horrors... https://t.co/fZ25A6v3Zu

[old account @scottanderallen]

Brilliant.

[old account @scottanderallen]

Apparently they spent $10 million for this. They obviously didn’t know that they could just corner a desperate graphic designer and convince them to do it “for the exposure”.

[The Sydney Morning Herald @smh]

A new logo featuring a golden wattle has been approved by Australia's Trade Minister to represent the country overseas. https://t.co/JRLPbGL6OZ

[old account @scottanderallen]

I read this description four times. I still don’t get it, and now I have brain damage.

[old account @scottanderallen]

Ha! Totally true. We know what we want! ☕️

[Justin Brash @just_brash]

@Peter_Fitz Ask how they like their coffee. If it can be described is under four words, they are unlikely to have come from Melbourne.

[old account @scottanderallen]

@Lilylauren I’m addicted to bad stock photos!

[old account @scottanderallen]

I may be reading this wrong, but I think the message is that if you were planning on doing away with anyone at work you’re on a tight deadline. #heretohelp

[WorkSafe Victoria @WorkSafe_Vic]

From July 1 2020, workplace manslaughter will be a jailable offence. In advance of the new legislation coming into effect, WorkSafe held an educational webinar about workplace manslaughter and what it means for Victorians.

Catch up on the webinar here: https://t.co/Lk1lW22dqw