Johnny Utah

Grey Goose is the reason I have $0.17 in my savings account

[Johnny Utah @scottduryea11]

@Rickie_Tracker @PUMAGolf Maybe I could get a couple of those outfits to add to my Puma collection?

[Johnny Utah @scottduryea11]

@NUCLRGOLF In other news no one cares about....

[Bacon$oap @itsquesobaby]

People love the truth until I tell it to them

[Johnny Utah @scottduryea11]

@GolfDigest Play stupid games...
Win stupid prizes.

[Johnny Utah @scottduryea11]

@NUCLRGOLF @RobbyBerger

[Not Hot. Not Bothered. @hunbothered]

“Does this look infected?”

*points to the entire world*

[Johnny Utah @scottduryea11]

That might be too much but I'm sure we would have tried it.🫨😵‍💫

[KRS-2 @welchkris]

@Rainmaker1973 @scottduryea11 1992

[Johnny Utah @scottduryea11]

@acaseofthegolf1 @GolfDigest Jordan Spieth

[Johnny Utah @scottduryea11]

@welchkris @NBCNews Of course... Why else would I look 35?

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@welchkris @NUCLRGOLF 🤣🤣

[Johnny Utah @scottduryea11]

@welchkris @ASo1omons Lmao

[Johnny Utah @scottduryea11]

@jordantrav13 Accept the bowl bid that they give you. The team travels wherever it is and the day of the game just don't take the field.
#Unacceptable

[Johnny Utah @scottduryea11]

@welchkris @Rainmaker1973 Damn that's big!!!

[Johnny Utah @scottduryea11]

@realcrazynow Well played!!!

[Johnny Utah @scottduryea11]

Psychedelic furs album Midnight to Midnight top 10 albums all time. Fight me.

[Johnny Utah @scottduryea11]

When I was growing up it seemed like every one of my friends house had a picker bush. What was the point of picker bushes (No pun intended)?
Are they extinct? How come I don't see them anymore?

[Johnny Utah @scottduryea11]

@TuorGolf Justine only gave him $40 for the weekend.

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

If there are two people in your avi, I'll assume you're the less attractive one.

[Johnny Utah @scottduryea11]

@TuorGolf Tyrrell Hatton

[Johnny Utah @scottduryea11]

Low key one of the best candies ever.