Hey @JamesBlunt I bought my dog your vinyl… as you can see… he’s not impressed 🐶🎶 He reckons even the postman’s got better vocals. #BackToBedlam#DogEarReview
@mark74brown@BriW74 They did stink! - I once escorted the bloke inside the blobby suit, during a Walkers Crisps promo… Barry was his name I think… he was using a towel to mop up his sweat… by the end of the day, he actually wrung it out!
@JoeBangles11@SkyNews I knew a man JoeBangles and he danced for you
In worn out shoes
With silver hair, a ragged shirt and baggy pants
The old soft shoe
He jumped so high
Jumped so high
Then he'd lightly touch down
Mr. JoBangles
Mr. JoBangles
Mr. JoBangles
Dance
@seavixen899 Such a sad tweet Andrew and such a brave response. You are clearly loved by many and I couldn’t just scroll on past without wishing you the very best of luck and I hope your pain can be minimal. I lost my mum recently and the radio/chemo was unrelenting and evil. :(
@gertiechap@StringerSo18220@SkyNews The card clearly says ‘MOONPIG’ on the back. They are the official sponsor of this ‘BREAKING NEWS’ from Sky News. You too can send a personalised card to anybody. ;-)
*FOR SALE*
90S ICONIC SOOTY AND SWEEP
PUPPETS - ANY OFFER ACCEPTED - JUST WANT THEM OFF MY HANDS!
@JamesBlunt I intend to tag you in my crap jokes forever… until you agree to meet my wife! - I realise this could be a very long game… unless you just concede and give in now!?
@PaddyMcGuinness Paddy - I would like to extend an invite for dinner at our place. It’s only fair that we offer after seeing that poor effort… you’ll leave with a good meal inside you. What do you say fella? PM me, let’s make this happen. ;-)