Scott Olsen

THE data model for the next 500 years ❤&🌎☮

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"If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences." -- W.I. Thomas

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I need to know who this InBody king is! Bro must have titanium bones or something.

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Dawnseeker Capital congratulates its portfolio company Cerebras Systems on its IPO! 🙏

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I think Tim Cook was forced out as CEO because of how bad the HomePod is.

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Oh jeez…

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Spam Sushi is now available at the Shell Gas Station at California and Steiner

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@EMostaque We’re pivoting to “vibes” bro. Let’s see a robot do that.

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Waymo system buckling under Dreamforce out of town demand. I wonder if Uber could compete better with Waymo if they sealed the driver in the trunk and we all pretended like it was autonomous like we do with Waymo ;)

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@patrick_oshag Barry’s a BATNA Bro

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Insane. iPhone 17 Pro Max + Orbi 970 Mesh + Sonic 5 Gbps service. Did not know in this was possible wirelessly

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An Only In SF Moment outside of my office today: a newly arrived AI Angel VC

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@PalmerLuckey Really impressed with ModRetro. The Chromatic beats my Analogue Pocket

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@bubbleboi I once asked a girl that graduated from Stanford how was the campus and she said: “it was like going to school in a parking lot” hahah

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Can’t beat outdoor showers

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Ok, I pronounce the Four Seasons Casitas officially “Baller”

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@briankeating A new Epicycle drops :)

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@adambain They solve that whole asymmetrical information/ adverse selection thing?

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@blackouttrades @adambain Their customers rip their face off, of course they love it. I would highly recommend my friend to see if OpenDoor will over pay for their home too!

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@adambain Picking up pennies in front of a bulldozer… but it misses?