Scott ∞

[graph ☤ @graphtheory]

The key to life after 30 is to intake unholy amounts of exogenous magnesium and sleep 9 hours a night

[Scott ∞ @scotttball]

@CollinRugg All this to justify spending $100k on the police drone program when the man was unconscious… practical…

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

Muscles only grow when you rest, after having stressed them during exercise.

Wisdom is the same. You can only grow wise once you cringe, having stressed your mind by being retarded.

[Dick N. Bright @stationerycar]

If every MD talking about the Midjourney scanner is going to keep saying "techbros" it is going to be necessary to start referring to MDs as "Doctards" or something. Like a big problem with doctors is them being condescending. The goal here is probably not to get doctors to approve of the scanners. The goal is to partially replace doctors with a parallel system of health that relies on more data from cheaper diagnostics and has no condescending twats who don't know what a p value is.

[shafu @shafu0x]

you are fucking clueless about hiring, if you need 7 rounds

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

Doctors hand out prescriptions for Ozempic & stick you with every vaccine Big Pharma pushes out but if a man asks for a prescription for testosterone they haven’t done enough research, it might be dangerous & they don’t feel comfortable prescribing it

[Scott ∞ @scotttball]

@DocLibertarian Gatekeeping doctor bullshit. People know their bodies and when asking for a test, they usually have a good reason for it. Doctors are becoming irrelevant and guard their status through preventing patients from accessing their own health.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

NBC just did the meme omg

[Scott ∞ @scotttball]

@KimZetter @mer__edith Couldn't they just not send message info within the notification protocol? "Generic Notification - Tap to Open". Seems like a simple solution.

[Nicholas Fabiano, MD @NTFabiano]

Purpose is one of the most potent antidepressants

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Anyway I learned yesterday that ppl with ADHD and/or autism often have really really REALLY strong senses of justice and fairness. So now I know why they react so strongly when ppl do things that are shitty. Don't do shitty things, guys! You'll stress out the ADHD/autistic folks!

[Scott ∞ @scotttball]

@sowmay_jain @laukiantonson Start a company with what you learned 🙌🏼

[Rage ❉ @ragecvlt]

Carl Jung wrote in 1933:
The man who does not face his shadow by 35 does not improve. He calcifies.

The defense becomes the personality.

[Scott ∞ @scotttball]

Autists: do you have a cafe/restaurant that you frequent ritualistically where everyone knows your name and meal?

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

🚨 NEW: Today is World Autism Awareness Day. Shoutout to all the autists, spergs, spazzes, ADHD, retards, neurospicy, the undiagnosed but pretty sures, and all the fam on the spectrum. We love you, support you, this account uplifts with humor our quirks and promotes them. Follow/turn notifications on for Autism Capital to stay aware of autism!

[Libriscent @libriscent]

The autistic experience is being the only person in the room who noticed the contradiction and the only one who got in trouble for saying something.

[tomie @tomieinlove]

Autism + high openness is such a rare combination of traits, and basically everyone who has it is a main character

[Scott ∞ @scotttball]

They’re trying to make the jump seem more massive than it actually is when the new model comes out

[skooks @skooookum]

You can tell ant is dropping a new model soon because they dropped opus’s IQ by about 50 points today

[Noctara @rumilyrics]

The highest form of existence is to have no desire to be understood, admired, pitied, or known.

[Scott ∞ @scotttball]

@JamesonCamp I feel someone might buy this spotlight to have it shine on them wherever they go. New billionaire perk.